bearded clam

When a woman has an unshaved vagina.

I took her pants off and was distracted by her bearded clam.

by Mike Ferg aka Spoosen February 16, 2007

Clam basting

When several guys blow there load into the same vagina

Paul and Chris where clam basting the boss so bad it was running down her leg at the 630 meeting.

by Clamer July 27, 2016

clam belch

A queef like eruption emanating from a women's vagina.

Man, she totally just clam belched.

by frank Rissotto June 21, 2008

clam duster

a clam duster, most common during movember, is the patch of hair above the mouth. Sometimes it's been a while for a woman, dust builds, this must be removed, usually in a sweeping manor, before a tongue punch can be landed.

" Kyle look at that Dusty old clam, you better use your clam duster first".

" Andrew look, it's Tom Selleck,"

Andrew, " one day I'll have a clam duster like his"

see also- Snapper Swifter

clam clam duster

by kiefkongs November 22, 2013

clam smashing

Clam smashing is 2 lesbians going at it very hard and loud.

Teresa was clam smashing Karrie so loud that I could hear it from 3 rooms down.

by Yy4ne1 November 20, 2013

clam filtcher

A man who steals another man's woman and her virginity because he only wants her for the sex. Often used by people who frequent the beach or popular water areas, ie lakes, and rivers.

Hey Jim what happened to Sandy?

-I found her at the beach house, baked and naked with this "clam filtcher" last weekend.

-Im sorry dude I Know how much you dug her, she was a nice catch.

-Yeah, I guess I shouldn't have left her alone. She finally opened up to me, hot and ready, but I went too fast and got burned. So I let things simmer for a wile but I guess I waited too long.

by John O. B. September 10, 2008

Clam Clan

A party, meeting or gathering that is exclusively, or with a significant majority of, females.
The female equivalent of a sausage fest

She'd told me there was going to be some hot guys there but it turned out to be a complete clam clan.

Party on girls! Friday night, it's gonna be a Clam Clan so lets go crazy without the partners, k?

by Scribbles NZ January 07, 2009