Leaving the dick bag at home before stuffing a broad like a christmas goose; filling shorties like boston cream pie doughnuts
Bro #1: How was it bro? Did you split the check?
Bro #2: Not only did we split the check, but I also got to go back to her crib and leave the change
Bro #2: Not only did we split the check, but I also got to go back to her crib and leave the change
by EstebanSXSW March 19, 2010
Get the leave the changemug. The half-American half-Chinese guy who shows up a lot on Fox channel to "predict" the "coming collapse of China" literally every year for more than 20 years.
A: Hey, China is going to collapse soon!
B: But statistics say otherwise. Who told you that?
A: It's this China expert called Gordon Chang from Fox News.
B: Dude, he suffered from his Chinese ethnicity during his childhood in New Jersey. His mind is fucked up to the point that he likes badmouthing China to prove his American identity nowadays.
Chinese: Don't you dare to insult him! He is our beloved comrade on a mission to brainwash the Americans into thinking that China is going to collapse.
B: But statistics say otherwise. Who told you that?
A: It's this China expert called Gordon Chang from Fox News.
B: Dude, he suffered from his Chinese ethnicity during his childhood in New Jersey. His mind is fucked up to the point that he likes badmouthing China to prove his American identity nowadays.
Chinese: Don't you dare to insult him! He is our beloved comrade on a mission to brainwash the Americans into thinking that China is going to collapse.
by paul_j. November 26, 2019
Get the Gordon Changmug. by spartanfan1 December 2, 2011
Get the Dirty Changemug. The art of acquiring another person's or businesses property without trading currency or object for its value
by Batcat69 September 9, 2019
Get the gankin changemug. The Chang Scale is a universal measurement of how high a person is.
The scale is organized as follows:
0 - Sober
1 - Semi
2 - Subdued
3 - Stoned
4 - Stupid
5 - Surreal
The scale is organized as follows:
0 - Sober
1 - Semi
2 - Subdued
3 - Stoned
4 - Stupid
5 - Surreal
Hope: Dude, I'm so high
Johnna: Wait, how high?
Hope: I'd say on the Chang Scale, I'm about a 3.5
Johnna: Nice!
Johnna: Wait, how high?
Hope: I'd say on the Chang Scale, I'm about a 3.5
Johnna: Nice!
by swagattack789 November 21, 2017
Get the Chang Scalemug. 
by Malum In Se January 5, 2010
Get the Chang N' Itmug.