Admiral Hurm

When you throw up while masturbating.

Kyle sent me a picture of his feet and I had an unfortunate bout of Admiral Hurm as a result.

by Bakerdoodle November 29, 2022

Admiral Asscrack

A person who can be a slew of things, but is generally just a pissy fucker and is not plesant to be around.

Guy 1: Hey bro, came home and i was about to passout from hunger, so i ate that sandwitch in the fridge.

Guy 2: OMG! I've been wanted that sandwitch ALL DAY!!!!! God dammit! I Fucking hate you so much!!!!

Guy 1: Chill the fuck out Admiral Asscrack...it just a sandwitch.

by XxAutisticJeezusxX August 13, 2011

Admiral Agenda

Cult like group where a variety of people around the world spend their times glazing a bunch of bums with cool coats from the popular manga One piece

- They put my friend in the mental asylum

- He probably pushes the admiral agenda

by N2ptune May 23, 2024

Admiral

Dubai person

That person is a dubai person (admiral)

by lovyeet March 6, 2023

The Admiral Akbar

While you are fingering a girl and you unexpectantly jam a finger from your other hand into her ass. When she tenses up from the action you yell out "It's a Trap!!!"

Dude so I pulled "The Admiral Akbar" last night. I was fingering this girl, when I jammed my finger into her ass it was so hard to get out I had to yell out "It's a Trap!!"

by Need-Herder September 6, 2016

admiral anus

A stupid thing to call your peer/s when they are acting in a way that greatly magnifies how much of an asshole he/she is.

Friend: *throws up on your chest while fishing in the middle of the ocean*
You: Wow, admiral anus you totally fucked my only shirt. Next time you wanna try relieving yourself off the side of the boat?

by Asshandle June 26, 2015

The Admiral

1. A sexual act in which Figure One stands at attention with their hands behind their back while Figure Two performs fellatio while on their knees.

Commonly received while wearing a sailors hat.

Last night my girlfriend and I tried The Admiral.

by Cap’n Jones December 22, 2018