Abraham Lincoln Elementary School

Abraham Lincoln Elementary School, located in Glen Ellyn IL. Changes so often you think it has an identity crisis. And with a field no bigger than a paper plate. People don't even know how the school system works, they just say "okay then," and move on. And bullies farther than the eye can see. When one gets caught bullying someone the victim also gets blamed for some strange reason. And by the book teachers who knows the material as much as you do. The school is also filled with raging kids who get really mad when someone calls them dumb. And the swear filter blocks out stupid words like, stupid. And the two teacher system confuses all of us too folks. And fake boy girl relationships that kids just brag to there friends about. In a nutshell it's Ohio State Reformatory minus the jail cells.

Mom- Girls are you ready to go to pris- I mean Abraham Lincoln Elementary School?
Girl 1: Mom where are you sending us to?

by Cup Drinker August 30, 2017

Abrahams

Abrahams... Well there is not much to say about this name. It is extra, its has too many A's in it. Us Abrahams' are a family full of tons of different traits and habits. One person in particular is crusty (AS IN FLAKY AND WEIRD), almost bald, and has a big nose. Their name starts with a C and they are one of the most "out there" people

The Abrahams family is amazing!

by Larry Benson January 2, 2019

Nick Abraham

he's gay af
likes cockmeat sandwiches for breakfast lunch and dinner
and is always down for a good time

Friend: "Hey do you know nick abraham?"
Me: Yeah thats that one gay boy from dallas right?

by knacutie123 June 3, 2018

Abraham

Annoying as hell. You’ll always find him begging his girlfriend to hangout. Kinda sucks at parking and will definitely run over curbs even though he’s only done it “one time”. Kind of slow sometimes and will stare at his Girlfriend for no reason at all. Also likes to spend money for some reason and has only let his gf pay for one drink. But he’s also ... the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. Will always make you laugh over the stupid shit he says/does. Makes you feel sooo special & will always keep a smile on your face. The best boyfriend ... to MaryJane and MaryJane ONLY !!

MaryJane: “babe stop crying”

Abraham: “I’ve been crying. I miss you so much”

Abraham: “Kiss me”

by happy tales love July 1, 2019

Abraham

A nigga with a little dick little brain big nose and act like a clown also selfish

Aye man can i get some of your chips

Abraham: no nigga buy your own

But what about when i lent you a doll

Abraham: no

by Cheeks clapper November 19, 2019

Abraham

They tend to be serious around strangers but is very loud and outgoing with the homies. Can’t take certain jokes. Can sometimes be rude. Can be very pushy and uses brute force a lot.

Abraham has been ignoring us for someone else.

by AnonymousIntilligence October 9, 2019

abraham

the crack heads of all crackheads Abraham the cracke king nah im just playing hes good in every way you think find me im at bathurst and steels tan boy

her boyfriend:damn is that abraham

his girlfriend:ouuuuuuu he so fine ok im out

by abrahambathurststeels October 15, 2019