Abraham Lincoln Elementary School

Abraham Lincoln Elementary School, located in Glen Ellyn IL. Changes so often you think it has an identity crisis. And with a field no bigger than a paper plate. People don't even know how the school system works, they just say "okay then," and move on. And bullies farther than the eye can see. When one gets caught bullying someone the victim also gets blamed for some strange reason. And by the book teachers who knows the material as much as you do. The school is also filled with raging kids who get really mad when someone calls them dumb. And the swear filter blocks out stupid words like, stupid. And the two teacher system confuses all of us too folks. And fake boy girl relationships that kids just brag to there friends about. In a nutshell it's Ohio State Reformatory minus the jail cells.

Mom- Girls are you ready to go to pris- I mean Abraham Lincoln Elementary School?
Girl 1: Mom where are you sending us to?

by Cup Drinker August 30, 2017

Abraham

Annoying as hell. You’ll always find him begging his girlfriend to hangout. Kinda sucks at parking and will definitely run over curbs even though he’s only done it “one time”. Kind of slow sometimes and will stare at his Girlfriend for no reason at all. Also likes to spend money for some reason and has only let his gf pay for one drink. But he’s also ... the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. Will always make you laugh over the stupid shit he says/does. Makes you feel sooo special & will always keep a smile on your face. The best boyfriend ... to MaryJane and MaryJane ONLY !!

MaryJane: “babe stop crying”

Abraham: “I’ve been crying. I miss you so much”

Abraham: “Kiss me”

by happy tales love July 1, 2019

Abraham

A nigga with a little dick little brain big nose and act like a clown also selfish

Aye man can i get some of your chips

Abraham: no nigga buy your own

But what about when i lent you a doll

Abraham: no

by Cheeks clapper November 19, 2019

Abraham

They tend to be serious around strangers but is very loud and outgoing with the homies. Can’t take certain jokes. Can sometimes be rude. Can be very pushy and uses brute force a lot.

Abraham has been ignoring us for someone else.

by AnonymousIntilligence October 9, 2019

abraham

the crack heads of all crackheads Abraham the cracke king nah im just playing hes good in every way you think find me im at bathurst and steels tan boy

her boyfriend:damn is that abraham

his girlfriend:ouuuuuuu he so fine ok im out

by abrahambathurststeels October 15, 2019

Abraham Robinson

The biggest bitch ever. He has a ginormous afro and smells like cigarettes, he has a girlfriend which god only gave him one because he felt bad. His girlfriend is also a bitch which is a shit owner with a shit boyfriend with a shit life and a shit family and was a mistake, Abraham Robinsom also is gay and he just couldnt say no because he was desperate, and he has a addiction for furry porn and gay furry porn and masturbates alot.

Ew, its Abraham Robinson, the mistake

by s1nn January 2, 2020

Jaylen Abraham

A linguistic disappointment utterly straight dumb.

That dude is a Jaylen Abraham for sure.

by Marimp4 October 27, 2020