theater enhanced cycling

the indoor cycling experience with a video screen playing road footage and either a virtual instructor in the video or a live instructor tells you what move to do and what moves are coming up next

I am going to the big new club downtown, they have the new theater enhanced cycling program everyone is talking about

by Jesus Super Freak December 12, 2016

theater funk

the space in between shows where you become an empty husk that makes you feel like you deserve no love or food or friends or self care

Honsee, this theater funk kinda stinks!

by TylerTarzanStan897 November 10, 2019

Theater Newbie

Sort of like a new player, a theater newbie is a theater kid who is new, they often don't know a lot about theater, and think that they are better than everyone else. They often are convinced that they will get the lead roll, but are often in the Ensemble or not in the show at all. They also tend to TOUCH PROPS THAT AREN'T THIER'S

Have You Heard Of Josh?
Yeah, he's such a theater newbie, he hasn't stopped saying that he will get the lead!

by ChefsButtler April 6, 2020

Theater Fever

similar to baby fever; when one longs to be on stage doing a production

person a: aww man i really wanna be in a play rn
person b: it sounds like you got mad theater fever homie.

by cutebutnotcuddly July 28, 2021

theater hotdog

Giving random guys head in a dark movie theater that you don't previously know. Usually set up using online app or just by freaquenting known homosexual hangouts. Sitting next to someone that you believe would want oral sex the individual wanting to give the other guy head would say something along the lines of "I'd really like a theater hotdog".

Dan loves to go to the old Polk Theatre and get the theater hotdogs.

by BW Stalker December 7, 2024

Theater Tan

Refers to actors (usually Caucasian) who are extremely pale and barely go outside at all.

Jerry spent his whole life on stage that he’s starting to develop a theater tan.

by P@stywh!tedude January 7, 2024

Theater Kid

A derogatory colloquial term to describe a person whose education and areas of expertise are based solely in the humanities, yet somehow ends up in a position of power and/or authority that requires a much more concrete skill set. Tends to use obfuscation and snark whenever pressed to demonstrate actual competence in their job, and usually responds to dismissal by posting video of themselves crying to social media. Invariably first to go in the private sector when workforce reductions hit, but can often thrive and even enjoy lifetime reelections to public office.

"Did you see that clip of the deputy mayor cursing out people and throwing her microphone at the town hall? This is why you don't vote for theater kids, people."

by Lex Logic March 14, 2025