Homework Tease

When you get homework with all of ten questions, just to get home and realize they contain sub questions as well.

"alright five questions" opens book*
questions
1A)
b)
c)
d)
e)
f)
g)...

holy shit what a homework tease

by Mt. Dope Doper December 9, 2010

Instagram tease

People who will follow you on Instagram. But once you follow them, they instantly unfollow you. In most cases this is done to keep their follower/following ratio in balance.

Guy 1: So Stacy added me on Instagram. But a couple days after I started following her, she quit following me..

Guy 2: She did the same thing to me! Her sister said she does it so who she follows doesn't outweigh her followers. Wtf?

Guy 1: What an Instagram tease!

by taste.my.rainbow September 6, 2013

cerebrally teased

intellectually and educationally stimulated

high school is supposed to be all about being cerebrally teased, not a tax-payers match making service

by Sexydimma January 5, 2015

jonathan tease

Used for when someone is acting like a manipulative pedo. It is usually used as a joke but it can be used as an insult.

Person 1: Yo man that 13 year old looks hot!!
Person 2: Ew, jonathan tease !

by jschaltt’s toes July 19, 2020

Tease and Denial

1. Tease and denial is a phrase used to describe when a chick teases you sexually and continually brings you to the edge of orgasm, over and over again, for as long as she wants, only to tuck your pecker away and kiss you goodnight in the end.

2. Tease and denial can also result in an orgasm after the female is done teasing toward edge, and denying.

See "chastity" for information on long-term tease and denial.

1. My wife gave me the old tease and denial last night. I was trying to get to sleep with my balls burning for 3 hours.

2. My wife gave me the old tease and denial last night. She teased my dick until I was about to cum, then she'd stop. Then she'd start up again, then stop, then start, all night. Finally she gave me the best orgasm of my life!

by I fucking love heroin April 17, 2009

porch tease

As made famous by the television show "The New Adventures of Old Christine"; a porch tease is a female who leads a guy on for a prolong period of time, but never lets him past the front porch because she was never really interested in him to begin with. Said porch may be literal or hypothetical.

Guy #1: Hey bro, so what's the deal with you and Lisa? Are y'all official yet?

Guy #2: Nah man, she won't even let me inside her house.

Guy #1: Sounds like you've got yourself a porch tease, dude.

by Pugahontas November 13, 2011

Tease

A girl who knows she's wanted... but just wants to play with the guy's head. ;)

Damn straight she's a tease... & good at it too.

by Not Jen December 1, 2003