Robin Tax

When an unemployed stoner scores a bag of weed for you and then takes a portion out for himself before delivering the bag. This serves as a) compensation for the person's time and effort and as b) a reason for said unemployed stoner to find the motivation to drive across town and score a bag - sometimes even in perilous and hazardous driving conditions.

Ah, man, my bag's a gram short! Damn, I guess I got hit with the 'Robin Tax' again! Oh well, at least he didn't charge me for gas!

by Hera the Cat February 22, 2009

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Rain Tax

A tax placed on people living in certain counties in the State of Maryland because water falls from the sky. You are taxed every year according to how much it rains. Created by governor Martin O'Malley.

Q. Why do I have to pay a rain tax?
A. Because rain is dangerous and the government must have your money to protect you.

by I do stuff sometimes November 25, 2014

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Tax fraud

1 A yoshi 2 not doing your taxes 3

1that tax fraud’s looks 2my mom committed tax fraud

by Yoshi commits tax fraud February 24, 2019

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PITA tax

Additional monetary compensation added to an invoice as a discretionary charge due to the fact that the customer was a Pain In The Ass

Make sure you tack on a PITA Tax on that one, She was too much to handle...

by Airsoft Guru April 29, 2011

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daddy tax

The portion of a child's meal, Halloween candy, video game time, etc. that a father rightly takes as his own, mostly because you wouldn't be there without him. This particularly applies to things that your father buys for you - because there's no such thing as a free lunch, and life is hard, so you better get used to it.

My kids came home from their Halloween trick-or-treating, and as they sorted through the candy, I took all of their Reese's Peanut Butter cups as daddy tax.

by jammele June 17, 2008

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