Takes the retard cake

When somebody does something so idiotic, in the greatest of ways, what was done was so stupid, there is no comparison in known history, to say someone else did something more idiotic.

Doctor: "I've seen a lot of guys hurt themselves in stupid ways in my day, but yours takes the retard cake!"

by BrettSudafed April 3, 2014

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Knight takes bishop

Used in a situation in which progress is both hard to tell yet could be promising.

From the idea in chess that swapping material of equal points might make for strategic gain, but could be hard to tell.

Knight takes Bishop

"if we get this work load done by the end of the day, we could be in business"

"Knight take bishop"

(knowing that tomorrw you might get a barage of new work load that could backtrack your days work)

by melacroso May 12, 2010

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Taismo

Commonly know as the Sonic the Hedgehog couple Tails x Cosmo. Usually found as a sweet innocent couple.

I was reading a Taismo story and Tails was soooooo cute.

by Gek who knows stuff September 29, 2009

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Takashi shirogane

Takashi shirogane is the black paladin of Voltron. His nickname and most commonly used name is Shiro.
He is canonically a homosexual but his fiancé Adam died when trying to save earth from the Galra via season 7.

His teammates include:

Keith- kinda brother

Lance-someone who admires him

pidge-tech girl

Hunk- good cook

Allura- altean Princess

Coran- crazy uncle

Shiro is also known as space dad(dy) and is voiced by Josh Keaton.

“I love you Shiro, you’re like a brother to me” *takashi shirogane*

by Axel_di_angelo October 28, 2018

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