by Anon_Man11 May 14, 2020
Get the Toilet Papermug. When a pandemic starts everyones assholes begin spraying shit uncontrollably causing massive swarms of white trash mobbing stores to get that precious anus relief one can only get from toilet paper
by T Smitty 208 March 18, 2020
Get the Toilet papermug. You bought this off of some hobo outside of walmart thinking it was a rare strain of toilet paper but you were sorely mistaken. If you possess this, discard of it immediately.
Shit man I think I just got some brown toilet paper instead of legit toilet paper. I was just trying to save money.
by Poopy bed June 8, 2022
Get the Brown toilet papermug. Toilet paper which is used.
by o0ill0o October 20, 2023
Get the Seasoned Toilet Papermug. Oh, that-
That’s the rarest object you can find now. It’s the biggest flex for 2020ers, and it is used to wipe your shitty ass. During the zombie apocalypse (according to the news it’s a zombie apocalypse), only the privileged posses it. The poor wipe their asses with money, while the rich use these delicate squares with intricate designs and a special skin tearing component to gently shed this delicacy along their ass. My favorite part about toilet paper is the fact that when you use it, it peels off a whole layer of skin AND leaving little itchy specks of toilet paper that I have to fish out of my vagina when I’m done, to making it super itchy so I scratch it making me look like I’m desperate to mastabate in class.
That’s the rarest object you can find now. It’s the biggest flex for 2020ers, and it is used to wipe your shitty ass. During the zombie apocalypse (according to the news it’s a zombie apocalypse), only the privileged posses it. The poor wipe their asses with money, while the rich use these delicate squares with intricate designs and a special skin tearing component to gently shed this delicacy along their ass. My favorite part about toilet paper is the fact that when you use it, it peels off a whole layer of skin AND leaving little itchy specks of toilet paper that I have to fish out of my vagina when I’m done, to making it super itchy so I scratch it making me look like I’m desperate to mastabate in class.
I found some toilet paper and now I feel rich and I am going to flex I front if everyone and make them bitches jealous.
by Big stonks March 22, 2020
Get the Toilet papermug. by SheaHiStepn August 12, 2022
Get the sit on toilet paper and swing my feetmug. Most politicians are like fishnet toilet paper. You can’t trust much of what’s coming out of their mouth. It’s all crap.
by Elise girly May 19, 2021
Get the Fishnet toilet papermug.