boat syndrome

after a night of drinking its that feeling you get when you lie down and try and get to sleep but it feels like you're rocking on a boat.

aahh mate i had fucking boat syndrome last night, so shit.

by Ryan & Jem August 7, 2007

Stumbler's Syndrome

A syndrome in which chronic users of stumble upon (involuntarily and out of habit) click the bottom left of the task bar when accessing the internet on web browsers that do not have stumble upon installed.

Why are you clicking on the favorites button?

What?... Oh sorry, I have Stumbler's Syndrome.

by Corey Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee February 25, 2009

Kayn syndrome

Used to describe a phenomenon where Kayn players, in the game league of legends, are incredibly bad and awfully terrible in your team but are godlike entities when played by the other team. This includes: Going AFK, saying slurs, tilting, feeding (giving kills to the other team).

Bro he went 0/10 and then called my mother a whore before leaving the game. This is such a Kayn syndrome.

by Skouliosis October 2, 2022

Mayu Syndrome

Mayu syndrome is where you have trouble typing, spelling, reading, or speaking. This illness can affect you on your day to day life and it may come and go. Please talk to a professional if symptoms of Mayu syndrome get worse

AHHHHHHHHHHH! Mayu why must you give me the case off the Mayu syndrome it's almost as if I have dyslexic.

by Maki and mayu July 9, 2020

The "Dumitru" Syndrome

When you're playing CS:GO, the enemy is far away and you're shooting in the ground with a M4A4 Buzzkill hoping the spray will hit the target somehow. Having this syndrome and applying it means to "pull a <Dumitru>".

Blue : " Did you see what yellow did?"

Orange: "Yea, i saw that, he pulled a <Dumitru> (The "Dumitru" Syndrome) "

by BlueSent January 21, 2021

Cheerleaders syndrome

When a person publicly cheers for their friend, and gets salty because they don't get any credit.

Friends all want to be #1, then the cheerleaders syndrome puts them in the fan club.

by jah20twenty January 14, 2018

Jobholm Syndrome

A paradoxical psychological phenomenon in which an employee expresses empathy and has positive feelings towards their dead-end job or abusive employer, sometimes to the point of defending it or being reluctant to quit.

EMPLOYEE: “Six years ago, when nobody wanted to hire me, this place gave me a job. Now I’m having doubts about giving them my two weeks notice tomorrow.”
FRIEND: “Your company sucks and you’ve been wanting to leave them for three years.”
EMPLOYEE: “I know, but it’s really not THAT bad.”
FRIEND: “You’re suffering from Jobholm Syndrome. I promise your life will vastly improve when you don’t work for those people anymore.”

by Emarcisak02 January 26, 2012