An insane "sexuality" for "people" (terfs) who scream about identity politics and SJWs but have to make up an identity so that they can excuse being transphobic. Created by some dumbass on TikTok. Can be abbreviated to SS.
Gay version is Supergay
Synonym to Terf, Chud
Antonym to Sane Human Being
Gay version is Supergay
Synonym to Terf, Chud
Antonym to Sane Human Being
Sane: I'm straight, and you?
SS: I'm superstraight
Sane: What?
SS: it means I don't date Trans People
Sane: That's not a sexuality?
SS: OMG that's so superphobic ✨sweaty✨
Sane: No i mean not dating trans people sounds like a preference not a sexuality? If you are only interested in people who have blue eyes would that make you blue-eye straight? If you are only interested in people who have black hair would that make you black-hair straight? If you are only interested in people who are white would that make you white straight?
SS: ReEeEeEEeeeEEEEEEeeEEeeEee
Sane: Would Hitler just be a Blue-eye Blonde-hair white straight and not racist and antisemitic, you transphobic bitch KYS?
SS: I'm superstraight
Sane: What?
SS: it means I don't date Trans People
Sane: That's not a sexuality?
SS: OMG that's so superphobic ✨sweaty✨
Sane: No i mean not dating trans people sounds like a preference not a sexuality? If you are only interested in people who have blue eyes would that make you blue-eye straight? If you are only interested in people who have black hair would that make you black-hair straight? If you are only interested in people who are white would that make you white straight?
SS: ReEeEeEEeeeEEEEEEeeEEeeEee
Sane: Would Hitler just be a Blue-eye Blonde-hair white straight and not racist and antisemitic, you transphobic bitch KYS?
by Superphobic & Proud March 6, 2021
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The epitome of what transphobic people say to hopefully “Scare away the gays” without saying it directly. Unfortunately, these incompetent assholes have failed to realize that they are so impossibly hypocritical that no trans person would be attracted to them in the first place.
Many of the alleged “SuperStraights” out there are (unfortunately enough) poor kids who want to victimize themselves. They feel as though that being in the “SuperStraight” community will bring them the same love and acceptance as people in the LGBTQ+ community without actually going through any discrimination or hardships.
Being SuperStraight and trying to say you are in the LGBTQ+ community is the same as saying that being a dirt path is the same thing as a fully paved road.
Many of the alleged “SuperStraights” out there are (unfortunately enough) poor kids who want to victimize themselves. They feel as though that being in the “SuperStraight” community will bring them the same love and acceptance as people in the LGBTQ+ community without actually going through any discrimination or hardships.
Being SuperStraight and trying to say you are in the LGBTQ+ community is the same as saying that being a dirt path is the same thing as a fully paved road.
Person 1: “Did you hear about Cis Person 9?”
Person 2: “No, what happened?”
Person 1: “He/she came out as SuperStraight.”
Person 2: *internalized frustrated gay screaming*
Person1: “yeah…”
Person 2: “No, what happened?”
Person 1: “He/she came out as SuperStraight.”
Person 2: *internalized frustrated gay screaming*
Person1: “yeah…”
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Get the SuperStraight mug.Rush into the usual hustle of the Mario Party games, and choose between some of Nintendo's all-stars with no practical differences... except, for some reason, you think picking Yoshi makes you win more. Then, choose between one of five classic multicolored gauntlets taken from the first three games, to run around in literal circles collecting Coins and Stars at the speed of plate tectonics, and deciphering the special gimmicks of each stage, that will either give you untold riches or totally ruin any chance you have of winning, often both in the same game, as you're pushed off the map, have the Star moved from right in front of you, take out a second mortgage as you land on the 14th Bowser Space, or just have your Star stolen right out of your hands by someone you nominally like, all in between playing minigames for money like that's something people actually enjoy. Then push through as this hellish cycle repeats over and over again, until you finally get to the end of your rounds and everything is tallied up, only for you to lose because someone failed upwards for stepping on the most red squares or something, in a system that feels like running a triathlon just to play Russian roulette, but with five bullets, that, despite all these years of playing, will never numb the rage you feel at being made a fool by the uncaring whims of this game. And yes, I know that you can take Bonus Stars off, but is that really worth getting roasted by your friends for the rest of your life?
My top 3 key highlights in Mario Party Superstars are...
"I was about to reach the finish line in Spin Doctor until someone beats me at the last millisecond!"
"In the 2nd turn in Peach's Birthday Cake, my brother got his FIRST lucky star (before anyone else) thanks to an unexpected hidden block."
"As turns went on after getting a star, they're prone to landing on a Bowser Space for instant karma!"
"I was about to reach the finish line in Spin Doctor until someone beats me at the last millisecond!"
"In the 2nd turn in Peach's Birthday Cake, my brother got his FIRST lucky star (before anyone else) thanks to an unexpected hidden block."
"As turns went on after getting a star, they're prone to landing on a Bowser Space for instant karma!"
by CALIMEXAS DISCORDINATOR January 10, 2022
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"Why did Johnny just tackle Amanda? I thought this was 2 hand touch?"
"Well she was about to score, and Johnny has a bad case of Super Star Syndrome"
"I think she's bleeding"
"Well she was about to score, and Johnny has a bad case of Super Star Syndrome"
"I think she's bleeding"
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Get the Supertarded mug.A made-up sexuality forged on the belief that dating a trans woman as a straight man somehow makes you "less straight".
Joe: "Hey, I'm superstraight"
Billy Bob: "Oh so you dont think trans women are women anough for you?"
Joe: "No they are women, I just wouldn't date one, because I'm not gay, bro"
Billy Bob: "Then why do you feel the need to label yourself as 'more straight' because you won't date a transgender woman?"
Billy Bob: "Oh so you dont think trans women are women anough for you?"
Joe: "No they are women, I just wouldn't date one, because I'm not gay, bro"
Billy Bob: "Then why do you feel the need to label yourself as 'more straight' because you won't date a transgender woman?"
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