a more violent version of the donkey punch. you have doggy style intercourse with a female (or a male if that's your thing), and just as you are about to climax, you shoot her in the back of the head with a large-caliber handgun. her vag gets real tight as her body convulses with sudden death, and you blow a wad for the history books. the blood mist raining down all around you is the strawberry rain.
Your home boy: Yo bro, I hear you got 40 years in the pen for killing that freaky girl Jeanette. You go outta your fucking mind man?
You: No way hombre... I popped a strawberry rain in her! It was totally worth it!
You: No way hombre... I popped a strawberry rain in her! It was totally worth it!
by bmore_simian August 18, 2011
Strawberry kisses are menstrually-enhanced cunnilingus. Not really appropriate for a 14-year old Nikki Webster to be singing about...
by dannii March 09, 2004
Is the seventh track by Melanie Martinez that is featured on her sophomore album, K-12 . The song is a mixture of alternative pop, electropop, and trip hop. The song was recorded around 2015-2016. It was released September 6th, 2019. But was leaked September 1st, 2019. The song is three minutes and four seconds long.
“What’s the meaning behind Melanie’s song Strawberry Shortcake?”
“It’s like another version of Mrs. Potato Head. Except Crybaby doesn’t like all the attention she’s getting from all these boys after she changes her appearance.”
“It’s like another version of Mrs. Potato Head. Except Crybaby doesn’t like all the attention she’s getting from all these boys after she changes her appearance.”
by SeraphAngel November 11, 2019
by Nightwing377 March 10, 2015
Some freshman at school who brags about having a 10 inch penis, but really its in the 3 inch or less range, and it is also red, small, and shriveled to an almost rectangular little clump around the crotch, resembling a strawberry shortcake.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear this guy has got a 10 inch dick?!
Girl 1: Nah, i've seen it, he's got a Strawberry Shortdick.
Strawberry Shortdick: Hey guys, who wants some of this 10 inch diiiick.
Girl 1: Nah, i've seen it, he's got a Strawberry Shortdick.
Strawberry Shortdick: Hey guys, who wants some of this 10 inch diiiick.
by Adolf Lincoln March 06, 2016
British slag for heart.
by Dr Murdoch September 02, 2010
by SandBag November 11, 2007