Jewish Squeegee

The act of rewarding your partner by ejaculating on her face and then wiping it clean with dollar bills.

Julie was complaining about the gas money she has to spend to get to my house so I gave her the old Jewish Squeegee.

by MountainMan379 July 21, 2009

Meat Squeegee

A tight vagina.

Wanna watch a whore shoot golf balls out of her meat squeegee? Only ten bucks.

by ghostmeat July 23, 2012

Mexican squeegee

When you cum on a girls face and whip it with your dick.

I gave her the good old Mexican squeegee.

by b0bburg3r March 11, 2021

fish and squiggles

A UK term for Tuna Helper.

"We ran out of pizza"

"That's ok we have fish and squiggles"

by charlie the dog February 4, 2010

The D Squeegee

When you nut oh her face and use your dick as a squeegee

Karen is a freak she let me do The D Squeegee her last night.

by Dominique and DJ May 6, 2023

Pop and a Squiggle

A British slang for saying "give or take".

I'll be back in 5 mins, a pop and a squiggle.

by strodus May 29, 2023

squiggly line rule

The rule that dictates livability in a state. The more squiggly lines in the outline/border lines of a state, the cooler/more fun it is to live in that state. In, for example, the state of California, the squiggly lines are found on the coastline adjacent to the pacific ocean. Note that the squiggly line rule is not always accurate, seeing as there are some squiggly states that aren't cool (ie Kentucky)

1: Yo I'm so cool cause i live in the state of North Dakota.
2: WTF are you talking about, i live in New York. My state has 100 times more squiggly lines than yours, thus it's better.
3: Hey, I live in Kentucky, the squigglyest state of all!
2: What the fuck are you smoking, the squiggly line rule doesnt work for lame ass states like Kentucky.

by Ramzhal April 14, 2008