whack-a-splat

When a dick whacks you square in the face while setting up a blow job

“WORST BLOW JOB EVER!” “Why was that jennet?” “When I was getting ready he whack-a-splat me!!!”

by Iwillpersonallywhack-a-splatyo December 23, 2022

Splat Holt

A suicide jumper from Cinnaminson, New Jersey.

Pal, you have no idea how bad my luck has been today. Some poor slob decided to go splat holt on my car.

by Koknballz December 20, 2020

Splat

In Cleveland, splat is another name for a gun. Synonyms; glizzy, gat, chop, ect.

"Ja'Quez said his splat on E, he wont be at the mosh"

by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022

splat

The exaggerated word (onomatopoeia) of something soft hitting the ground.

My peach splat on the ground after dropping it. It looks too mushed too eat now.

by battleontwitch June 21, 2022

Splat

Typically used as a substitute for a bad word. Most commonly shit.

"I have to take a huge splat"

by cuphltd September 8, 2022

Poop-splat

Diarrhea

I got the poop-splat

by MartoTTown April 5, 2022

splatting

that feeling when you're falling so hard for someone that you aren't falling anymore. you're just SPLAT. on the ground.

oh no i'm splatting for someone

by oh no im splatting March 27, 2022