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Splat Holt

Pal, you have no idea how bad my luck has been today. Some poor slob decided to go splat holt on my car.
by Koknballz December 20, 2020
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krr splat

A guy that is extremely homo, and loves to get fisted in the ass, and have 69 men to men.
He's one hella gay with a huge asshole!
by Luke January 6, 2005
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ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
What’s he covered in?!

He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
by Hedgehog Juggler March 21, 2025
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Pennsylvania Lava Splat

When a guy has diarrhea and lets it flow onto your face
Last night evan totally gave me a Pennsylvania Lava Splat when we got home from Taco Bell
by Evan'sReceptacle August 8, 2025
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ur grandma a splat

the absolute WORST insult even god can think of. Worse than all the “ur” insults on urban dictionary combined. When u say it, a planet explodes along with the human race.
Man 1:lol ur mom gay
Man 2:no u
Man 1: ur sisters a mister
Man 2:well ur grandma a splat
*MAN 1 REDUCES TO ASHES ALONG WITH THE HUMAN RACE AND URANUS*
by MEAGPERSON June 2, 2018
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Splat dugging

The act of getting a heterosexual veteran of a trench war to remember having gay relations with a war buddy
Yo, Im about to go splat dugging Justin's grandpa, wanna come?
by Gorper1275 February 4, 2025
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Gelatinous Splat

When, badly injured, you jump off a building over 20 floors high into a pool of jelly. However, you get hit by a car moments later, similar to that scene in the movie Free Guy.
Storyteller: To escape his attackers, Ryan Reynolds had to perform a gelatinous splat.

Child one: But didn't he get hit by a car?
Storyteller: Yes.
by Jahmsay August 18, 2024
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