Star Spangled Sphincter

The name for the EU Flag. A circular arrangement of yellow stars on a blue background sybolising the arsehole intstitution called the European Union.

The correct term when referencing the EU Flag is 'The Star Spangled Sphincter'

by Scaldyballs September 14, 2019

Sphinctorium

Place where human waste is uploaded. Synonyms: Lavatory, shit repository, bathroom, can, latrine, and lou.

I need to pay a visit to the sphinctorium!

by Johnny Guapo November 23, 2003

sphincta

a violent term for a sphincter

"my sphincta is hurting"

by orajer June 4, 2009

Sphinctazzle

The anal equivalent to 'vagazzle'

Practised amongst both the gay and straight communities alike, 'Sphinctazzle' is the artform of decorating one's bum hole with all manner of shiney and sparkley artifacts, in an effort to draw attention of a prospective mate to one's rectum.

Before I go out, I like spend, like, at least 2 hours on my sphinctazzle, all these accessories be costing me, like, £500 a month, but its sooo worth it.

by Killawatts January 27, 2011

sphinctoral slip

The moment you orgasm in such a way your sphincter muscles abandon all hope, as does your clean underwear.

"that Sarah girl just gave me the handy-jammer of my life....damn near had a sphinctoral slip!"

by they call me the Nut-Gobbler May 10, 2016

sphincter clincher

A quip, joke, remark, or action that is offensive enough to make the listener(s) gasp or go silent. When the questionable comment is said, the listeners' ring of muscle around their anus contracts and continues to hold in a tight grasp.

Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction and Kramer's (aka Michael Richards) racist tirade are both great examples of a sphincter clincher.

by Seriously Funny December 16, 2009

Sphincteritis

A viral infestation of asshole behavior. Extremely ubiquitous. No known cure but sure working on one.

Jeff was suffering from a severe case of sphincteritis

by Dr. AntiSphincter May 17, 2010