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somebody call a doctor

Brooklyn guy: somebody call a doctor?
by anonymous June 24, 2023
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Somebody-elsie

1. The opposite of a selfie
2. When someone else takes a photo for you
Hey man, I can't get the right angle for my selfie, can you take a somebody-elsie for me?
by SubwaySandwich October 17, 2022
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How To Kill Somebody

"Why would you look up how to kill somebody?"
-Me
by The Gulper July 13, 2022
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Did somebody say Just Eat

The most iconic spot ever made in human history for the food delivery company Just Eat and sang by queen Katy Perry
DID SOMEBODY SAY JUST EAT DING DONG DINGDINGDINGDINGDON JUST EAT
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Somebody

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
yo bro sing somebody
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
by anonymously anonymou February 23, 2023
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Somebody got excited

When there is a white liquid on the floor, table, or counter, a sexual joke meant to imply that somebody came. Also can be used if somebody gets sprayed with something.
Example: Somebody’s soda sprays when opened or there is mayo on a table. Point it out and exclaim “somebody got excited!”
by Cnote918 August 31, 2018
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Need somebody, baby

I’m still thinking about her :(

I’ve never met Alyssa before. But now that I have, I am too fascinated. I know it sounds cheesy but I’m thinking, “Where have we been all this time?”
Need somebody, baby. <3 I want to talk to this disturbed woman. I want to feel like her hero or something. It would be amazing if she felt the same way about me. :(

I really feel something strongly with her. I’m a little ashamed...
by WorseThanHitler October 30, 2020
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