The Solar Purgatory

The Solar Purgatory (abbreviated 'Sumber') is a fanmade combination of the 2 mini-maps Solar Express (Solex) and Pinball Purgatory (Pumber) from the (game)Celeste Strawberry Jam mod. It combines mechanics from the Solar Express (dream blocks, Theo) and Pinball Purgatory (bumpers, moonboosts). It's an extremely hard map with gameplay orders of magnitude harder than anything in the base game (including goldens, and fwg)

"Sumber's an awesome map and I have like double the respect for anyone who goes out of their way to beat it"
"I should lock myself in a room with 500 pizzas and only come out when I can beat the solar purgatory"

by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 20, 2025

Solar Eclipse 2017

The solar eclipse on August 21, 2017. This was a rare chance to see a total solar eclipse across pretty much the entire United States, and if you looked at it, you could've gotten blind.

That Solar Eclipse 2017 was lit.

by Set Blue 23 March 15, 2018

solar vibes

A person who gives off cheerful vibes, almost like a sunny day.

she gives off solar vibes

by madhatter_333 April 2, 2022

Real Solar System

Real Solar System is a mod for kerbal space program that suicidal people play on. it replaces the stock kerbin system with a real scale solar system with earth and the other planets. it is super hard and will make pros feel like shitty noobs again. if you are considering downloading it please dont heres the suicide hotline number 800-273-8255

Jim: hey im gonna download Real Solar System
Tyrone: dont do it bro there is still hope in life
Jim: *downloads RSS*
Jim: *instantly hangs himself*

by hypebeast42069 July 6, 2022

Solar Eclipse

A Solar Eclipse happens when yo mama passes between the Sun and the Earth.

Look at that! Isn't the Solar eclipse beautiful?

Oh there she goes!

by nooblegend6927 September 1, 2019

solar eclits

The act of blacking out because several large black women have forced cunnilingus by sitting on your face.

"Dude did you see Larry get his face smothered by those sistahs?"

"Yeah, lucky bastard I've always wanted a solar eclits." cunnilingus sistas sistahs face rape

by Clitcammander April 22, 2017

solar smash

A game where you can destroy Earth and other planets when you’re feeling like you hate the world and all the people that inhabit it

I just got cheated on, I better go play some Solar Smash to make sure I never see him again, peace!

by Just_hate_twowrlds October 9, 2022