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snort or sneeze

The act in which a man ejaculates into his/her nose and he/she has a choice as to whether they will "snort or sneeze."
Bella-"he came in my nose but i didn't know whether to snort or sneeze"

Aleks- "I WOULD HAVE SNORTED!!"
by Dingleberry12345 December 23, 2008
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Psychosomatically Sensing Cocaine Is More Addicting Than Snorting Cocaine
Psychosomatically Sensing Cocaine Is More Addicting Than Snorting Cocaine
by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025
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Snort

Also referred to as “Mr. Snort” the term means to be ‘flexin’ your big nostrils off to all the hoes.
Bri: “Bro you see that guy?”
Ally: “yea that’s Mr. Snort”

Bri: “Bro that guy mus be in sum shit man; he’s dummy ThiCC
by 6dummiThicq9 August 1, 2019
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Gutter Snort

When an off-color or particularly sexual comment or joke is made, the other party laughs so hard they snort. This is more pleasing when the comment is innuendo because the party’s mind goes completely and immediately into the gutter causing the raucous, nasal vibratory exasperations.
KStax: I’m thinking about coming up there tonight if you’re up for it.
Sheeshberry: Just bring some Plan B then!

(Gutter Snort!)
by KStax December 5, 2023
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Reverse Soda Snorting

Laughing when drinking soda and shooting it out your nose, and the burning to follow is like hell fire in your nostrils
I was talking about sex related role-playing activities with my D&D group and one of my friends started reverse soda snorting
by BadDragonToysRUs October 2, 2020
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<.7.9.7.6.>Mother, May, I, ANgel Jose RObles, SNort Cocaine Because It emulates Confidence And Without It, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Die Instantly With realizing the feeling of the word "'Confidence'"<.7.9.7.6.>
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Court Snort

When Amber Heard uses a tissue for far too long and snorts cocaine
Person 1: Hey did you see Amber Heard do the Court Snort?
Person 2: Yeah! Wonder how she didn't get fucked up though.
by Charon9977 May 14, 2022
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