Snarfing

The act of reaching inside ones pants and fondling the genitals prior to shaking hands with someone you dislike. Also known as "Second Hand Penis".

Hot and humid days are best for snarfing.

by BjornFree December 7, 2011

snarking out

A practice commonly associated with but not limited to minors, snarking out is the act of secretly leaving one's house late at night, usually to go to the movies. Named for the Snark Theater in Daniel Pinkwater's Snarkout Boys books.

"Winston Bongo's building is slightly more complicated to snark out of, because they have an elevator man. In my building the elevator is self-service. That makes snarking out less of a challenge." - Daniel Pinkwater, The Snarkout Boys and the Avocado of Death

by literaryassassin July 28, 2003

sparkin a fire

a sex position regarding when 2 men rub there dicks together there for resembling 2 sticks being rubbed together to start a fire

oh yeah me n jake were totally sparkin a fire last nite i had like a huge boner

by theadore 1 August 2, 2009

tiny sharking

Having sex with a midget in a body of water which is then followed by humming the jaws music right before you cum and simultaneously taking a bite out of the midget and cuming.

I gave that midget from yesterday a tiny sharking, then enjoyed it right up until i took bite of her shoulder and a great white got her.

by hobo2000 September 15, 2007

Sharking

To sneak up behind someone wearing a hoodie, then inverting the hood on said hoodie, thus making it appear as though the person now has a shark fin on their back.

This can then be accompanied with shouts of 'SHARKED! SHARKED!' at the victim while simulating a shark fin on your own forehead.

You can also mock them further by, for example asking 'what is your favourite film?' and then hilariously answering it yourself with the response 'JAWS?!'

Sharking was invented by Tom Brown in 2010.

'SHAAAAAAAAAAARRRKKKKKKKKEEEEDDDDDD'

'Let's go sharking!'

by The Bantersaurus Rex November 8, 2011

Snorking

A cross between snore and an oink (like a pig).

Do you hear that? What is it?

That's just Scamp, he's snorking!

by Trashy'sMom May 1, 2009

sparking

makeing out

I got Denise and Richard sparking in the living room.

by Cathy November 9, 2003