Sword Smuggler

A lady boy. One who is otherwise a lady, who is concealing a penis.

Hey Joe, that lady you kissed in the club was totally a sword smuggler!

by Mr Bens May 2, 2013

Lid Smuggler

Someone who smuggles things into prison via their asshole, holding it in tightly as if putting a lid on it.

"John sure is a lid smuggler"

"Did you hear that cullen smuggled an entire watermelon in? What a Lid Smuggler"

by Cyrus224 June 23, 2014

sushi smuggler

A girl who appears pristine but upon inspection turns out to be less than fresh.

She seemed so clean, but turned out to be a sushi smuggler.

by doucheplease April 19, 2010

titty smuggler

One who takes ownership of another’s breasts.

Damn Danny stop being a titty smuggler.

by Kojm December 22, 2017

smothered smuggler

When a girl takes an intentional shit on your dick, and then you fuck her with your shit smothered cock

Last night my girl had the runs so I told her to poop on my dick and I'd give her a smothered smuggler.

by expert464 December 5, 2014

The Border Smuggler

A sexual position in which ALL available holes on the body are filled with some manner of sexual item, toy, or body part. This includes the asshole, the urethra, the ears, the nostrils, the mouth, and the vagina if present.

I've always fantasized about doing The Border Smuggler one night.

by Macmanffp March 19, 2017

bone smuggler

The partner in a man on man relationship that is more commonly known as the catcher or receiver.

Dude: Was that old guy hitting on you, bro?

Bro: Yeah, he must be a bone smuggler from way back

by adamit73 December 5, 2013