toaster strudel

when a woman bites the tip of a man penis right before the cum, causing a mix of blood and semen resembling that of a toaster strudel. red and white mixed ewww...

that bitch gave me a toaster strudel cause gave her a brown bag special last week

by crazy tits October 7, 2009

Toaster Strudel

The act of shitting on a plate and jizzin on and it making your date eat it.

"dude, I gave my tolo date a Toaster Strudel last night."

by Jimmy Rogers May 5, 2008

shaudere

Chowdah as a Frenchman would say it.

Shaudere?! Shaudere?!! It's chowdah!

by Downvoting Victim October 26, 2013

Shrode

A shrode is a simply known as a penis or dick that is shaped as a mushroom hence the dick has a huge a head and as the very same time the penis or dick is also shaped as a chode meaning the penis or dick is short and fat. Overall a shrode is a mix of words mushroom and chode to describe a penis or dick:)

Devyn : maddie did you ever hook up with that guy jake last night?
Maddie : NO YO! Jake has a shrode as a dick.

Devyn: oh yeah ew that's nasty
Maddie: tell me about it. Never liked jake anyways

by DEVISON August 3, 2018

Shrode

A shrode is a simply known as a penis or dick that is shaped as a mushroom hence the dick has a huge a head and as the very same time the penis or dick is also shaped as a chode meaning the penis or dick is short and fat. Overall a shrode is a mix of words mushroom and chode to describe a penis or dick:)

Devyn : maddie did you ever hook up with that guy jake last night?
Maddie : NO YO! Jake has a shrode as a dick.

Devyn: oh yeah ew that's nasty
Maddie: tell me about it. Never liked jake anyways

by DEVISON August 3, 2018

Cotton Strudel

also known as the Master Assploder; rapes anything in sight including covenant, beautiful women, and Jews, feared by all the above for his amazingly badass monster cock

"Dude, did you see that cotton strudel guy."
"yeah he raped my ass with a br and teabaged the hell outta my sister"
"holy shit! you better stay away from that guy. he will tear your ass up"

by cottonstrudel October 9, 2009

Toaster Strudel

When a guy shits in a Vagina then proceeds to jizz over her vagina. Similar to a hot pocket.

John is giving Cate a toaster strudel right now.

by G,J,E,M,M,N,R,RJ March 12, 2009