Sea Brian

1) n. A species of hairless mammal indigenous to central North Carolina. A relative of the Sea Lion, the Sea Brian is comfortable in shallow waters where it propels itself slowly about on its forward limbs. Other activities include throwing foam footballs, drinking beers, and doing sit-ups when sexy chicks are walking around. The Sea Brian is identified by its pale skin and wayfarer sunglasses. The Sea Brian only emerges during warmer seasons, hibernating in seclusion for most of the year.

2) v. To exhibit behavior typical of the Sea Brian.

The scattered Coors Light cans and faint scent of SPF 85 sunscreen in the air indicated Sea Brians had been in the area just moments before.

A chill hung in the air and the sky was overcast; clearly conditions were not favorable for Sea Brianing.

by Slayboy November 24, 2010

Sea Breacher

When dumping your excrement out of your anal cavern, you unload a turd so big that some of it pokes out of the toilet water, thus becoming a sea breacher. Usually, a sea breacher causes a major splash.

Jamarcus: I finally took a shit after 3 days.
Kevin: Jeez, how big were your turds?
Jamarcus: Bro, there were at least 4 sea breachers.

by Buttslopper-oo September 28, 2019

Sea Plub

An aquatic mammal also known as a "manatee" or "sea cow". Typically found tropical seas either sleeping, eating or floating. Very big. Very round.

Someday I will go join the Sea Plubs and live among them.

by freshwaterplub April 4, 2021

Sea Sniff

to smell yourself- to see if you smell or have an odor

Bend down quickly while smelling yourself to see if you smell in the nightclub

by Getrich83 December 13, 2003

Sea turtle

An athlete who is very old but still competitive in their sport. They often put off retirement as long as possible and seem to have the same several hundred year lifespan of a sea turtle, hence the name. Even after retirement they may still be identified as a sea turtle. Examples include Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan, and Peyton Manning.

Man, I can't believe Tim Duncan is still playing. Dude is definitely a sea turtle.

by TheRealJake June 30, 2016

dark sea

the act of gapping someones asshole and then filling it up with pee

I gave Stacy the best Dark Sea bro

by Schlitzko September 25, 2019

Sea Phlegm

The horrible foamy residue that floats on the sea

Person 1: Look at that gross stuff on the sea
Person 2: You mean the Sea Phlegm?
Person 1: What the hell is Sea Phlegm?
Person 2: That gross floaty stuff that the sea sends to the outside because it doesn't want to swallow it...

by TrashyCure June 27, 2014