can't walk and chew gum at the same time

A person who is extremely clumsy, or who often is sporting bandages covering minor injuries, might be said to be incapable of "walking and chewing gum at the same time".

After the third time in one month that the new office assistant was electrocuted while trying to clear a paper jam in the office copier, the supervisor shook his head and asked the Personnel office to move the employee to another department with no machinery in it, as "this guy can't walk and chew gum at the same time".

by ctsurv553 October 15, 2015

same-stepping

A event that occurs when you are walking towards someone and you both try to get out of each other's way but end up choosing the same path.

Walking down the street, hallway, or just walking in general and you see someone coming at you and at the last second you both turn to get out of each other's way, but just get in each other's way again. And then you try to go the other way, and they go that way too. Basically it just keeps going until you either finally guess right or, in the more extreme cases, you decide to just stop and tell the person where you are going.

"We same-stepped for a while before I just decided to stop and ask him which side he wanted to pass me on so I could go the opposite."

"John tried to go to the right, and avoid Jill, but he ended up same-stepping with her. It was an awkward dance."

by Rob Schow December 23, 2006

same page

Adj. To be in accordance, together.

"I'd like the memo to get out by Tuesday, that way we can all be on the same page for Friday's meeting."

by matthew lombardo December 8, 2003

Sametards

When two people are both stupid and think and say the same stupid shiz all the time

Brosef.. we are sametards

by Teddwith2Dees September 16, 2017

Sameeksha

A Sameeksha is one of the best kinds of people you can find. She’ll rock your world, physically, mentally, and socially. She’ll simultaneously be the craziest and most important person in your life. She’ll combine the traits of kindness and intelligence in the horniest way possible. A Sameeksha is the type of person you’ll never want to lose, so once you find one, hold on to her. She will make everything brighter, and be the light that’s guides you through a tunnel. A Sameeksha is also extremely loyal, once she’s on your side, she won’t leave it. All in all, a Sameeksha is one of, if not the best kind of person you can find. If you do manage to find this amazing kind of girl, treasure her as best you can, you won’t regret it.

“Oh wow! That girl over there is such a Sameeksha!”
“Really? I’ve never met one before. Let’s befriend her!”

“If I had to describe you in one word, it’d be a Sameeksha.”
“Wow thanks! That means a lot!”

by Vasticious February 2, 2022

Sameeha 8-C

SHES WAYYYYYYYYYY TO SMART FOR MEEEEEE
AND HER JOKES PLSSSSSSSSS 😭🤚🏻
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SHE DESERVES DONUTS 🍩

YESSSSSSSSSSS THAT IT WILL BE PERFECT.

Stop it sameeha 8-C plsssssss your so hawt 🥵🥵🥵

by 8c student ;) March 21, 2022

Sameer Bhavnani

Sameer Bhavnani is an American YouTuber who makes short films. His first video was about a disloyal wife who cheated on her husband with his best friend, He often made skits about racism in daily life. Some of his short films have continuity. People accuse him of plagiarism because of the similarity of his thumbnails to Dhar Mann one's, he is often referred to as a ­''Wish version of Dhar Mann'' or a "Dhar Mann rip-off" and a "copycat channel" by his haters (criticizers). Sameer often makes content that is suitable for adults only but because he is very similar to Dhar Mann, he attracts young audiences to his channel. These videos are not for young audiences and sometimes are related to porn.

(Eric) -Hey have you seen Sameer Bhavnani latest video, Kids Copy SQUID GAME! They LEARN ANOTHER LESSON...
(AugustTheDuck) -Here we go again

by mango0078 May 1, 2022