A sassy matthew is a human, specifically a friend, who exhibits abnormal amounts of sass spontaneously, without being provoked
When Alex promptly responded to Laura's average question with sass, Laura proceeded to call Alex a sassy matthew.
by KjoRocks May 20, 2018
The friend version of “sneaky link”; when you and your bestie hang out without the rest of the friend group, so you don’t want anyone to know
by Logang1000 May 03, 2021
by Wolves are the best December 19, 2017
The art of receiving a mouth full of oral stimulation from someone who talks back, usually near a window or any glass surface.
by Bergalicious August 13, 2022
cat sleeping.
me: oh how cute are you sleeping on the bed.
cat half asleep: sticked out a leg but vary sassy like.
me: wow thats a vary sassy leg on you.
me: oh how cute are you sleeping on the bed.
cat half asleep: sticked out a leg but vary sassy like.
me: wow thats a vary sassy leg on you.
by bananabean 1957 January 05, 2021
A sassy vixen is Wild, sexy, ferocious and Polish. A heightened sexual being brought on by the consumption of fine wine and cannabis.
That Polska is a Sassy Vixen !
by Denwa51 April 01, 2018
When a person defined by having a lot of sass. Commonly confused with other handles, such as sassy susan, by the illiterate.
by therealsassysusie September 01, 2015