Purple shit

The aftermath of a McDonald’s meal. Too much micky d’s and you’ll have the case of the purple shits. Ronald’s face can fool you but he can’t skool you so get a salad you fat f*ck.

“I ate too much chicky nuggets Ima be sick!”
“Your gonna have a case of the purple shits fo sure!!!”

by Jon Harold the 3rd January 10, 2018

purple gurp

The act of hitting the front brake handle too forcefully on a bicycle, causing the torso to slide forward and the scrotum to painfully smack the handlebar brace. After the pain subsides, the swelling and purple testicles become a reminder of this careless mistake.

Hahaha -- did you see Stanley just pull a purple gurp? Swear to god, he flew over the handlebars after smashing his sack!

by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012

purple nerple

1 (verb) To pinch someones nipple really hard then twist untill the victim starts screaming for their mother

2 (noun) The result of a purple nerple. Just like the word says, your nipple turns purple

"yo man you a peice of peice im gonna give you a purple nerple"
"not the nipples!..... OOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!"

by C-Lub Ndawg January 8, 2005

purple steak

Vagina of a black person

I went out with Shaniqua last night she gave me that purple steak that shit was juicy

by bigdong06 December 11, 2014

Purple Prose

Purple prose is a type of writing in which the author uses very flowery, descriptive, and unnecessary words in the middle of mundane passages. The words (or descriptions) add nothing to the story and are typically incorporated because the author is not a very good writer to begin with and felt the need to add superfluous imagery to make up for that. "Twilight" and "Fifty Shades of Grey" are prime examples of purple prose.

"The novel is full of purple prose because the author uses a bunch of flowery and superfluous adjectives that distract the reader from the story line."

by ILoveExeter February 24, 2015

purple kiss

Purple Kiss, known as Monster Rookies or Rookie of the year is a 7 member group who can literally do anything. Their range and versatility is INSANE. And when I say they can devour anything up, I mean ANYTHING. They can go from ballads to upbeat music to pop rock, name it!

Have you heard about Purple Kiss? Yeah, it's the monster rookies who slay!

by goeunfeed March 25, 2021

purple curry

1. (N.) Purple Curry is a slang term for a curry which causes extreme laxative (having to go to the toilet for a no.2) effects. Slang version origin: Started by a group of friends in Chatham.

2. (N.) Purple Curry is a REAL Thai curry, of Southern Thai origin. Recipes are hard to come by, but it gets its purple colour from the fruits, and it contains large amounts of coriander.

SLANG VERSION: "That Indian takeaway last night had a right Purple Curry in it"

REAL VERSION: "Tonight we're going to have some lovely Thai Purple Curry"

by Jonathan Booth August 20, 2006