poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

When her ass is so tight you can barely poke your pinkey in it.

I was gonna fuck her up the ass but she was so tight all I could do was poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

by Jimmythejerk May 27, 2020

pucker factor number 9

A term that one uses to describe, and to discreetly convey in public, their urgency and need to visit a toilet to take a crap. Number nine is always used as the guage to describe the tightness of the sphincter, which conveys that the person is right on the edge of crapping their pants.

"Hey man, I have to get out of here fast - I've got pucker factor number 9"

by LuLu B. August 24, 2007

Pucker

When a woman or man gags and have it complicated while giving head to the male

-Man last night i was with a hoe, she gave me head and she was making so many gag noises, i thought she was going to throw up!
- Dam she is a Pucker!

by DESPO117 August 16, 2024

hooty pucker

Uncontrollable sobbing usually during the projection of a sentence.

Sally's hooty pucker's were so bad we couldn't understand a word she was saying.

by joe62890 February 20, 2011

Puckering

When two gay men repeatedly push their anus' together, creating a "popping" suction sound.

Bro, Chad and I tried puckering last night. I think my roommate heard!

by puckergod January 1, 2025

Pucker

Typical Cockney/Southern slang term meaning great or in agreement.
Seen in massively popular British Comedy series Only Fools and Horses.

Del Boy said to Rodney and Uncle Albert, as they relaxed on their dodgy Spanish holiday; "This is pucker this Rodders innit?"

by Lord Knowledge November 30, 2021

Butt Pucker

An object or circumstance that causes intense fear or pain.

“That jump looks like a real butt pucker”

by Kojack Jo June 7, 2019