An anus that is still fresh and youthful, vibrantly pink and "unused". There is an absence of veins and hair or feces for that matter. These anuses often resemble recently chewed pink bubble gum that still has its buoyancy and elasticity, hence the name.
You know that dude Dedo from Human Resources? Man oh' man, I saw him bend over in a skirt without panties on. He had total-Pink-Puckered Buggle Gum. I bet you I could chew that shit up and blow bubbles.
by partycrashers October 11, 2009
I was gonna fuck her up the ass but she was so tight all I could do was poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper
by Jimmythejerk May 27, 2020
A term that one uses to describe, and to discreetly convey in public, their urgency and need to visit a toilet to take a crap. Number nine is always used as the guage to describe the tightness of the sphincter, which conveys that the person is right on the edge of crapping their pants.
by LuLu B. August 20, 2007
When you and your work partner are riding in the same vehicle nude & on ones lap, you then insert said meat stick into partners rear side while heading to the lower lot looking for the most destructive pothole and gun it. Once the pothole is hit your partners rectum clinches so hard it leaves a bruise around the top of your meat stick and you end up chumming like a volcano that has not erupted in 269 years
Hey Stan, would you like to go do the new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker with me since we have some free down time. Gus is more than happy to teach Stan the beloved new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker!
by Scooter Tooter February 12, 2025
by joe62890 January 31, 2011
Derogatory descriptive noun to describe disgust with something which blatantly disrespects either consent, agency, or free-will; or describing disgust at a situation which leaves you with limited, coerced, or a single choice under duress. When inebriated with slurred speech it can come out or be misunderstood to be saying "Fuck fucker."
by Carotid November 01, 2020
by CocofrmdaL November 18, 2018