poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

When her ass is so tight you can barely poke your pinkey in it.

I was gonna fuck her up the ass but she was so tight all I could do was poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

by Jimmythejerk May 27, 2020

pucker factor number 9

A term that one uses to describe, and to discreetly convey in public, their urgency and need to visit a toilet to take a crap. Number nine is always used as the guage to describe the tightness of the sphincter, which conveys that the person is right on the edge of crapping their pants.

"Hey man, I have to get out of here fast - I've got pucker factor number 9"

by LuLu B. August 24, 2007

Pucker

A collective term for a group of assholes.

"Steve was left naked at the lake after a pucker of assholes took his clothes"

by Boxnut February 15, 2024

New Stanton Lower lot pothole pucker

When you and your work partner are riding in the same vehicle nude & on ones lap, you then insert said meat stick into partners rear side while heading to the lower lot looking for the most destructive pothole and gun it. Once the pothole is hit your partners rectum clinches so hard it leaves a bruise around the top of your meat stick and you end up chumming like a volcano that has not erupted in 269 years

Hey Stan, would you like to go do the new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker with me since we have some free down time. Gus is more than happy to teach Stan the beloved new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker!

by Scooter Tooter February 11, 2025

Pucker

When a woman or man gags and have it complicated while giving head to the male

-Man last night i was with a hoe, she gave me head and she was making so many gag noises, i thought she was going to throw up!
- Dam she is a Pucker!

by DESPO117 August 16, 2024

hooty pucker

Uncontrollable sobbing usually during the projection of a sentence.

Sally's hooty pucker's were so bad we couldn't understand a word she was saying.

by joe62890 February 20, 2011

Pucker

Typical Cockney/Southern slang term meaning great or in agreement.
Seen in massively popular British Comedy series Only Fools and Horses.

Del Boy said to Rodney and Uncle Albert, as they relaxed on their dodgy Spanish holiday; "This is pucker this Rodders innit?"

by Lord Knowledge November 30, 2021