hip profiling

The removal of an airplane traveler from a security line and being placed in a plastic holding cage for a long time because the alarm was set off by the traveler's hip implant. This occurs regardless of any medical documentation showing the presence of the hip implant and results in long delays and intensive body searches.

"Hey, what took you so long to get to the gate for the flight." " I was the object of hip profiling and was patted down for 10 minutes"

by Endsurg August 3, 2009

Profile Whore

Commonly found on Counter Strike: Global Offensive and social media, people who check other people's profile with no consent in order to find personal information and use it against the person.

Person 1: Dude, fuck this guy! I'm checking his profile. He's probably a little bitch.
Person 1: Hey Person 2, you live in Arizona and work at McDonalds? Fucking lame.
Person 2: Stop being a profile whore.

by Shpoop September 30, 2015

Hiragana, Kanji, And Katakana Are Magazine Profiles Of The Parenthesis Symbols For Individuals With Bipolar Type One Disorder Called "'Department'" Whom Chooses To Call It The Angel Number "'Six`'`Hundred`'`Ninety`'`Six`'`

Hiragana, Kanji, And Katakana Are Magazine Profiles Of The Parenthesis Symbols For Individuals With Bipolar Type One Disorder Called "'Department'" Whom Chooses To Call It The Angel Number "'Six`'`Hundred`'`Ninety`'`Six`'`

Hiragana, Kanji, And Katakana Are Magazine Profiles Of The Parenthesis Symbols For Individuals With Bipolar Type One Disorder Called "'Department'" Whom Chooses To Call It The Angel Number "'Six`'`Hundred`'`Ninety`'`Six`'`

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

periodic profile-purging

A boring-but-necessary bit of drudgery that must be performed every so often on your Facebook and other online "this is me and my life" pages, to ferret out and delete any derogatory/offensive/useless content that a few lazy-a** hoodlums with excessively-temperish personalities (and an unwillingness to merely talk to you directly/privately if they have a gripe with you about something, instead of just splashing their whimpery B.S. all over your profile's comments-section) and/or way too much time on their hands have posted there, so that other viewers of your profiles will not get any wrong ideas about you (i.e., incorrectly think that whatever is being complained about regarding you is actually valid, invalidly assume that you approve of and/or welcome less-than-decent-or-positive material, etc.).

I have to laboriously perform a periodic profile-purging for my Facebook and Tagged account-pages every few months, but I find it worthwhile, since most people whom I befriend online tell me that they like what they see in my profiles, and no doubt this is largely because I try to keep them "clean and pristine" so that viewers are not offended as they scroll down the pages.

by QuacksO December 2, 2018

Profile Poachers

The potent people that sit around a users profile for them to post (alliteration)

"Yo how did Dylan get so famous on Tumblr?"
"He's got plenty of Profile Poachers"

by Dicktionarier November 29, 2022

sock puppet profile

A phony social media account used by trolls to stalk and harass others. Committed trolls can use a dozen account sat once to mob someone on Twitter.

Lorraine's ability to type so fast it lent itself to her online crimes, which included harassment, bullying, stalking, and scamming old people out of money. She can keep up with all the sock puppet profiles at once .

by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022

Sly-profiling

The art of having noticeably nicer stuff than your subordinates so that they feel inferior to you. Additionally, the sly-profiler also needs to have stuff that is just slightly less nice than the boss' so that they don't feel threatened but can see that you mean business.

Employee 1: Did you see his new Rolex?

Employee 2: Yeah, He's just sly-profiling because he's tired of being a VP and we are looking for a new C.O.O
Employee 1: Man, we'll never make that much.

by steven demic February 22, 2017