profile anxiety

When a female (or male) feels an unreasonable sense of anxiety when a photograph might be taken of their face (and/or nose) in profile, an angle they find most unflattering.

Susan: OMG, Rebecca, can you delete that photo from your facebook gallery? I hate my nose at that angle.
Rebecca: Susan, you really need to get over your profile anxiety.

by PrincessKatie April 18, 2010

Profile Housecleaning

Untagging yourself from less than desirable pictures on Facebook or deleting or changing certain aspects of your Facebook profile to make yourself seem cooler/better looking/funnier etc.

Person 1: Hey I tried to tag you in a couple photos from the new years album but it said you had already untagged yourself.

Person 2: Ya just doing a little profile housecleaning. I decided they were bringing my Facebook average down.

by RR360 January 12, 2010

profile parking

When you park your car in an attention whore sort of way so that everyone will see it. This is either done you can show your coworkers, etc. you were obviously there before them, or if you want to show off your car for whatever reason.

That bitch was clearly profile parking so everyone could see her Cayenne

by doubleu December 18, 2010

Organic Profiling

The ability to better seek out terrorists using race demographics pointing to historical probability but doing so in a manner characteristic with natural growth and evolution.

The administration looks to pursue an organic profiling style as a means to gather support from both sides in the fight against terrorism.

by Soapy Johnson November 20, 2010

profile image inundation syndrome

The state of having so many captivating profile photo options that it becomes extremely difficult to pick one. Other common symptoms are being extremely good looking, stylish, or otherwise dapper.

That person has such profile image inundation syndrome

by senor_chang September 12, 2014

Profile picture protest

To change your profile picture in a social media service in order to make a statement on some recent event.

Changing the profile picture to a 'Je suis Charlie' one to show compassion on the Charlie Hebdo event is a profile picture protest.

Changing the profile picture to a plain-color one to support a law is a profile picture protest.

by Internet explorers January 27, 2015

Profile Whore

Commonly found on Counter Strike: Global Offensive and social media, people who check other people's profile with no consent in order to find personal information and use it against the person.

Person 1: Dude, fuck this guy! I'm checking his profile. He's probably a little bitch.
Person 1: Hey Person 2, you live in Arizona and work at McDonalds? Fucking lame.
Person 2: Stop being a profile whore.

by Shpoop September 30, 2015