Productive Procrastination

In order to avoid doing something you need to do, you do something else productive.

I use Productive Procrastination when I clean my room instead of starting an English paper.

by Jbodnar13 March 4, 2011

Corporate Product

Any item that has been shamelessly advertised and flaunted to appease the general masses in order to generate vast profits for the parent company and its selfish executives. Most types of corporate product will rot the body, the brain, or both in some way. Consumer satisfaction is ignored as the companies use popular culture, ideas of social acceptance, and sexual themes to help sell their product.

Examples of corporate product: Ipods; Itunes Music Store; Coca-Cola; Starbucks Coffees; McDonalds; Nike clothing and shoes; DRM; music by the likes of Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Good Charlotte, Lindsay Lohan, Nick Cannon, Avril Lavigne, Dashboard Confessional, Sum 41, P. Diddy, Jay-Z, etc; Tyco toys; CNN; Fox News; Myspace; anything associated with MTV; Barbie; most cell phone networks; PSP;.....you get the picture.

by corporate mofo June 16, 2006

a product of the System

A product of the System

#he is, #Why are we,#there shoed be, #will there be, ( a product of the System) related to the story ,it refects to the state of being, or the product of, a society can bring fort (aproduct of the System) sheep will follow sheep, not nesesaraly be the Wolf ,but be differend dont be (a product of the System), therefore Think, be creatif, and evolve.

by Softpress April 18, 2018

maddawg productions

maddawg productions is one of the best channels ever

also check out madeline and steven and drew phillips

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by maddawg productions fan 1 April 6, 2023

banana-product

Bananas are typically harvested when they are still green. Subsequently, they are transported to stores where people often purchase them while still unripe, only to allow them to ripen at home until they turn yellow and delicious. This same pattern can be observed with numerous products released in the present day. Companies have a tendency to ship incomplete products with only the most basic features and a multitude of bugs. They then spend the following years playing catch-up in order to make these products functional and useful (to ripen them).

Josh bought this smart tv but it can't show a picture yet. This will be a feature in one of the next software updates. Also playing audio is flakey at the moment. At least for this a fix is underway. Man what a banana-product it ripens with the customer.

by benny banana June 2, 2023

pallavi productive

When you spend the weekend painting, making cookies, watching videos of things Pallavi wants to do, making plans and spending time with (a) friend as the cherry on the top of an action-filled day

How was your weekend?
It was great, it was Pallavi productive

by called_out_the_memes August 14, 2022

Vexar Productions

An Entertainment/Development Company in Saugus California

"This song was made by Vexar Productions"

by SHARP Developments October 16, 2020