Friend 1- "omg this cute boy gave me the biggest creampie last night"
Friend 2- "woah aren't you not on birth control? you don't want an unplanned pregnancy!"
Friend 2- "woah aren't you not on birth control? you don't want an unplanned pregnancy!"
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A medical condition, solely affecting biological females, denoting parasitism by a fungus that infects the male gonads and enters the female through her genitalia. It rewires her emotional reactions so as to ensure it is not threatened within the female body as it begins to sap her resources, assimilating her DNA in the process to take a human-like form. When it is mature enough to exit the body, it mimics the maturation process, complete with a developing and soon to be fully formed human vessel, to eventually perpetuate the process. Its known defense mechanisms include screeching as well as shooting its excreta, which it also uses to chemically manipulate the host to removing said excreta and sanitizing external excretory organs as a power move. It renders its host completely defenseless and coerces the individual through complex chemical reactions to provide for it until its body is sexually mature and ready to seek a willing participant to receive new spores, or if female, provide other parasitic spores through the act of copulation. It is the most common parasite worldwide, and there were no known examples of the male biological sex before its emergence.
A medical condition, solely affecting biological females, denoting parasitism by a fungus that infects the male gonads and enters the female through her genitalia. It rewires her emotional reactions so as to ensure it is not threatened within the female body as it begins to sap her resources, assimilating her DNA in the process to take a human-like form. When it is mature enough to exit the body, it mimics the maturation process, complete with a developing and soon to be fully formed human vessel, to eventually perpetuate the process. Its known defense mechanisms include screeching as well as shooting its excreta, which it also uses to chemically manipulate the host to removing said excreta and sanitizing external excretory organs as a power move. It renders its host completely defenseless and coerces the individual through complex chemical reactions to provide for it until its body is sexually mature and ready to seek a willing participant to receive new spores, or if female, provide other parasitic spores through the act of copulation. It is the most common parasite worldwide, and there were no known examples of the male biological sex before its emergence.
"God, you're such a fun guy, Jack. Stay at least 4 inches away though, I don't want to contract pregnancy"
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