by Dave from the city July 18, 2024

1) 'Prawn' made of fish or chicken protein, otherwise unusable bits of fish, flavours, flavour enhancers, colourants.
2) The result of unfettered capitalism inflicted on otherwise intelligent and decent dupes through the creation of goods and products that make a mockery out of everything that is good and pure.
2) The result of unfettered capitalism inflicted on otherwise intelligent and decent dupes through the creation of goods and products that make a mockery out of everything that is good and pure.
"Faking a whole religion in order to make money? Now that's masterful prawn forgery!"
"Phwoar! You've managed to bake a AAA-rated financial product from a handful of worthless, but endlessly resold and repackaged subprime mortgages. A beautifully forged prawn."
"Phwoar! You've managed to bake a AAA-rated financial product from a handful of worthless, but endlessly resold and repackaged subprime mortgages. A beautifully forged prawn."
by Surimi July 10, 2009

Prawn as a noun is an object, like a video or picture, that has to do with sex. As a verb, "prawning" is the act of pleasuring one's self while watching prawn.
by EESHAN RIM November 16, 2010

A person with no guts, no spine and a head full of crap. Generally used to describe a weak person with no backbone, a leader that won't stand up for their people or a person that won't stick up for their partner etc
by MrJeffrey July 14, 2025

Girl: He told me his 🍆 was small. It really is a shrimp!
Guy: It is not a shrimp, it is a king prawn, okay!
Guy: It is not a shrimp, it is a king prawn, okay!
by Prince Anpu June 13, 2022

An undesirable ex-girlfriend, ex-shag-buddy, ex-one-nite-stand, ex-partner. prawns cause an uncertain uneasiness with the new spouse even though there is no need as the ex has been discarded for reasons such as lack of spine, thick skinned harshness, lack of personal hygiene, creepy arms or legs ... ETC.
GF - will you tell me if we see a prawn out tonight?
BF - course babe, but they will be over shadowed by your beauty and you'll think poorly of my taste!
GF - i know ...
BF - course babe, but they will be over shadowed by your beauty and you'll think poorly of my taste!
GF - i know ...
by phantom dictator July 3, 2011

The intricate art of performing a 69 when the female is on her menstrual cycle and the Male obtains a mouthful of her fluid. The Male then proceeds to ejaculate into her mouth. Immediately afterwards, they spit their rewards out into a bowl and stir them, resembling a the highly reputed prawn sauce. NOTE: Can be used as lubricant for a Kentucky Klondike Bar.
Me and the girlfriend made prawn sauce the other night. There was so much! We used it on her Kentucky Klondike Bar when we tried a slippery gecko!
by DrEvil96 January 9, 2020
