forged prawn

1) 'Prawn' made of fish or chicken protein, otherwise unusable bits of fish, flavours, flavour enhancers, colourants.

2) The result of unfettered capitalism inflicted on otherwise intelligent and decent dupes through the creation of goods and products that make a mockery out of everything that is good and pure.

"Faking a whole religion in order to make money? Now that's masterful prawn forgery!"

"Phwoar! You've managed to bake a AAA-rated financial product from a handful of worthless, but endlessly resold and repackaged subprime mortgages. A beautifully forged prawn."

by Surimi July 10, 2009

Deep sea racing prawn

To describe the ugliness of someone

Look at phill he has the head of a deep sea racing prawn

by Dave from the city July 18, 2024

boiled prawn

A sunburnt white person, who looks out of place in sunny climes.

Check out the old boiled prawn at the bus-stop. She's going to get sunstroke and die any moment now.

by Mogdi January 4, 2018

Prawn

A man over average weight but prawn is a rather nice term on the other hand

Look at that prawn in a mcdonalds shop

by User T70 July 6, 2024

Prawn Skull

A cleaner way of calling someone a “shitbag”

This guy is a real Prawn skull, let her make her own decision

by Wogboy3805 January 29, 2019

Prawn Hub

U should know 😉

Mom: Would you like some Prawns
Me: Heck Yeah!!!! 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

Prawn HUb

by BOB_THE_BUS🍆 May 12, 2021

Prawn

Someone who has the most bent cock on Earth. Usually extremely curved or bent at a 90 degree angle.

"Fuck, William is such a prawn"

" Guys, I think i might be a prawn!!!"

by Ninja Master 123 June 9, 2019