Skip to main content

You practice your mannerisims into a wall

If this mirror were clearer
I'd be standing so tall
I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill
I was observing the birds
Circle in for the kill
Guy 1: You practice your mannerisims into a wall
Guy 2: If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall
mugGet the You practice your mannerisims into a wall mug.

National Skip Sports’ Practice Day

On April 8th you can skip your schools’ sports practice because god said so
Ignorant athlete: Hey bro why weren’t you at track practice yesterday?

Enlightened athlete: It was National Skip Sports’ Practice Day yesterday, how did you not know?
by Joe Biden’s daughter April 8, 2022
mugGet the National Skip Sports’ Practice Day mug.

I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.
(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.
by the putman August 22, 2009
mugGet the I have to take my brother to baseball practice. mug.

batting practice

batting practice tonight after work?

dude i'm down
by diddydumdiddydo July 31, 2009
mugGet the batting practice mug.

Practice room 2

When people are testing out there sexuality and give each other blow jobs in a music room. They will try and cover up there "actions" by saying that is a dare.
Person 1: Omg! I just saw him doing a "practice room 2"
Person 2: They must be sexually insecure
by mitumi X August 19, 2009
mugGet the Practice room 2 mug.

kingwood practice

something satan uses to punish mass murderers and criminals
i had kingwood practice today... fml
by todom23 September 16, 2009
mugGet the kingwood practice mug.

practicing to be a baby daddy

euphemism for male masturbation

Becoming a baby daddy typically (though not always) requires a male orgasm, and so for a male to bring about an orgasm on his own could count as practicing for the eventual orgasm that will result in baby daddy-hood.
A: "What are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Not too much... mostly just practicing to be a baby daddy."
A: "Don't get it in your eye."
by daisha August 17, 2010
mugGet the practicing to be a baby daddy mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email