90 second ping pong

A brief, exhilarating (albeit not always mutually completely fulfilling) style of sex. A nice, impromptu way to mix things up on the kitchen counter. See also: Kitchen Aid Standmixer

Antonym: tantric sex
To Girlfriends: “Two weeks ago He got home after a long work trip, took me, and wham-bam, 90 second ping pong. I mean, I didn’t get off in the moment, but I can’t stop thinking about it. I think I kind of secretly love it”
by EarlOfEmoji April 07, 2023
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Ping Pong Peng

To describe a good looking person
She is Ping Pong Peng
by bethanfern June 25, 2019
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Ping pong driver

On the freeway, someone who is traveling faster than the speed of traffic, cutting closely in and out and changing lanes without using their turn signal.
That ping pong driver in the black SUV is going to get in an accident!
by namelessfreewaydriver September 29, 2023
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ping pong pitching

a variation of the sport ping pong where the ball serve is a baseball-style pitch by the server.
Later tonight, we'll go ping pong pitching at your place.
by picturer June 30, 2024
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Azubi Ping Pong

Azubi Ping Pong findet immer dann statt, wenn 2 Betreuer eines Azubis ihre Differenzen nicht direkt aussprechen und immer den Azubi als Boten zum anderen schicken. Der Azubi fungiert somit als Überbringer der schlechten Nachricht und wird wie ein Ping Pong Ball unter Anschissen hin und her geschlagen.
X und Y spielen schon wieder Azubi Ping Pong mit mir
by AngryAzubi August 25, 2022
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ping pong theory

where three guys get naked and one plays as the table and the other two get boners and use their dicks as paddles and play a game of ping pong and the loser becomes the new table. loser after 5 rounds get butt fucked by the other two guys.
dude me, john and aydin did the ping pong theory and now my ass hurts.
by cheif9/11 June 26, 2024
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ping pong thoughts

When your stream of consciousness jumps to contrasting topics in quick succession
Man, the ping pong thoughts are real after forgetting to take my Vyvanse today
by SlyAsesino May 30, 2022
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