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pansexual 

Bi-sexual people who almost always remarkably look like Peter-pan and choose other Peter-pan look-alikes to have sex with. This may or may not occur in large groups which most closely resembles and gathering of woodland elves in heat.

They reject the binary trappings of life that brought us such trivial notions such as computers and the internet.
My girlfriend just told me she's pansexual and I asked her what that meant. She said "We define labels. Labels do not define us.” To which I said, "but you just told me you're pansexual?"
pansexual by DM2954 October 15, 2015
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Pansexual 

Someone who only has sex with frying pans.
Dunkey - "This girl is a pansexual, she only has sex with frying pans"
Pansexual by Dark616 July 17, 2015

Pansexual 

When you are sexually attracted to frying pans and fuck yourself with the handle of the pan
Dude 1: Dude did you hear George is pansexual now

Dude 2: no way did he do the you know what with a fucking frying pan?

Dude 1: yeah dude I wanna kill my self
Pansexual by PhantomRaven97 September 1, 2018

pansexual 

A retarded bisexual, often found on tumblr. It is a sexual preference, not a sexuality. Pansexuality is a preference of no specific gender or form of identification, including sexual relations with plants, animals and inanimate objects.
Friend 1: "dude, i think I'm into pansexuality!"
Friend 2: "please stay away from my dog"
pansexual by seductivetoast April 14, 2016

Pansexual 

A person that is attracted to every gender, such as, male, female, genderfluid, etc.
Search up the song "I'm Pansexual"

Pansexual 

when you're retarded so you make up shit. there's only genders.
Pansexual by notasnowflake March 10, 2018

Pansexual 

People in love with kitchen hardware : pans, pots, bowls etc. Kappa <3Ddg
Dayum that pan is sexy. Oo girl that pot got it going on that is pansexual
Pansexual by That funny guy July 24, 2015