Panda

Panda is another word for someone who is an absolutely hilarious fat legend, who cracks you up every time you see them.

Ahaaaa you're such a panda!

by hks123 May 26, 2009

Panda

A mean little piss ant! Solitary,looks innocent till ya get close then it'll bite yer friggin head off so don't get to close they're just waitin' ta getcha!
And especially if ya piss 'em off you better hope you can run fast!!!^^

Innocent Person(kinda):Sarah Madson is a stupid panda!*Looks At Sarah Points And laughs!
Sarah(Panda):*glares and runs at the kinda innocent person*
Innocent Person(Kinda):Oh shit...

by Mary April 19, 2005

Panda

A useless, meaningless, sexless person who does nothing except eat and sleep, much like that of the animal, the Great Panda.

I went on a date with a really cute guy. But when I saw that he didn't have a job, eat more than I did, and wasn't interested in any of my sexual advances, I knew he was a panda.

by Marsupial1/2*2 June 2, 2011

A Panda

When a male receives head from either sex finding the right safe moment (when you can be sure no teeth are involved) to issue two black eyes with a swift but effective double fist making the cock sucker look like a panda

I was getting a gobble from Audrey last night and the moment caught me so I gave her a panda! BOOM

by Toe Man May 3, 2007

Panda

Also known as Eric.

"Hey, go call Panda and Charlie. I want to ask them something"

"Hey, did you call Panda yet?"

by :DDDDDDDDDD March 11, 2010

Pandas

Luke and Amanda; a couple that likes to cuddle way too much, and grosses everyone out.

Its because everyone else is jealous

I hate hanging out with the pandas; all they do is nuzzle, it makes me want to puke.

by Robot house March 2, 2008

Panda

A nickname for a dickhead that lives in small coastal community.

Panda is behind all the drama that has happened in the past year.

by wasabipeanut August 10, 2006