Optional October

This is the prelude to "no-shave November." It is where shaving becomes optional due to a variety of factors, including the beginning of the MLB playoffs, your favorite NFL team being 3-1, plain old laziness, or the fact that one just needs some practice not shaving. It can also relate in northern tier states to the beginning of deer bow hunting.

Dude, you didn't shave today. Are you prepping for "No-Shave November?" "Yep, but it has a name. It's called Optional October."

by iliumoptical October 2, 2012

optiposifaux

The use of a positive term or expression before an insult. e.g.

No offense, you can't dance, sing, look good etc. - That's such an optiposifaux

by Nashie October 22, 2013

option c bitch

An option c bitch is the kind of female who isn't even your back up plan. She is usually bangable, but only in dire circumstances, and usually only once. Only resort to an option c bitch if you're desperate for pussy.

Both Carly and Sydney bailed on me and now i'm stuck with Maddie, and she's barely an option c bitch. I'm not too proud of myself, but I really need to get laid.

by AKAreefer88 March 13, 2014

optionitis

sick of making choices. very similar to the laziness of senioritis.

I can't decide, man, my optionitis is flaring.

by walkwithme June 9, 2016

Option E

All of the above. The umbrella option in a multiple choice test.

"Hey man, what did you want to do tonight, watch the game, go to the bar or get some food?"
"Option E, let's hit up Buffalo Wild Wings!"

by Doggfite May 22, 2017

Optimoji effect

When you know exactly what an emoji that doesn’t exist would look like, causing you to believe in it’s existence and search for it for an unreal amount of time

-There has got to be a circular saw emoji... I’ve seen it!
-Maybe it’s the optimoji effect?

by Pjhascircularsaws February 12, 2018

optimopti

Something that's right in between of 'great' and 'awesome.'

It's not the best pizza I ever had, but it's quite optimopti!

by Yourdudenesskon July 22, 2018