by root beer lover April 09, 2011
by silje marie bryhn July 15, 2006
Someone who sucks their superiors (ie: boss, manager, supervisor) dick to try and gain favoritism, without having to do anything other than sucking dick.
"I can't believe Jerome got that promotion, he's one lazy fuck..."
"I can, he's a professional root swinger!"
"I can, he's a professional root swinger!"
by 1quickcoupe October 23, 2016
Used to describe a brought-upsy that is so salty in nature that it revolves completely around the ocean. It's a state of mind that is irreversible once obtained, and does not come for all. It's a conciousness that could be confused as a religion or maybe an obsession, however, for those with salty roots it has said to be euphoric. Often associated with the concept of emocean.
by saltyrootscrew November 09, 2011
by Unibomber June 12, 2004
So, turns out Jessica was a **shit root.** Called her a taxi and sent her on her way back to college
by makerofdefintionsmydude August 02, 2019
by ralf May 16, 2004