Suzie Microwave

This is a name for a basketball player that isn't the best shooter on the team, but when she is hot, she is HOT. Drains three's like there's no tomorrow! Like a microwave, this player heats up, making simple jumpers, and eventually is smokin' hot due to makin' it rain. When scouting other teams, coaches use the word Suzie Microwave in their scouting reports to better describe certain players. This player cannot be confused with Delilah Buckets, who drains any shot she takes.

Coach: We can let her shoot the three a couple of times, but once she makes one, we gotta watch out. She's a Suzie Microwave.

by ayyydeeee January 15, 2014

Suzy

Suzy means usually do things in a clumsy way

e.g You are so Suzy!

by JasperSI June 12, 2019

Grandma Suzie

A grandma who is very inappropriate

Damn Grandma Suzie is bouncing on that dick

by Wordman303 August 1, 2024

Suzie

A nonbinary person who deserves nothing but kindness in return for their relentless devotion to helping others.

Suzie is a great nickname for me

by Suzter December 1, 2024

Suzied

To describe someone who did (a) silly action(s).

Suzy forgot what's her responsibility for the game, she suzied.

by YAlwaysMe September 24, 2020

Suzie

In the Jamaica Combined Cadet Force, "Suzie" is the name given to a cadets girlfriend, wife etc.
As the saying goes "All for one and one for all", higher ranks often joke about a cadets girlfriend wanting to share a cadets girlfriend, wife etc.

Sergeant: You lad, do you have a girlfriend?
Cadet: Yes sergeant

Sergeant: Well, that's our Suzie now

by sojie._. June 19, 2024

Suzie

When you stick your roommates saxophone's mouthpiece in and out of your butt.

I was so tired of listening to Eric practicing yesterday I gave his horn a suzie.

by Mr Buttsponge June 5, 2022