-Dude, I just bought this jacket! It was on sale!
-Did you "need" a jacket?
-No, but it was on sale. I saved like $30!
-But you didn't really need the jacket?
-No, what's your point?
-If you didn't really need the jacket, then you didn't really save $30.
-What are you saying? I must have like Suzy Orman's Disease or something?
-Yes, I don't have it, you do. Be jelly.
-Did you "need" a jacket?
-No, but it was on sale. I saved like $30!
-But you didn't really need the jacket?
-No, what's your point?
-If you didn't really need the jacket, then you didn't really save $30.
-What are you saying? I must have like Suzy Orman's Disease or something?
-Yes, I don't have it, you do. Be jelly.
by IFillAVoid December 31, 2011
Get the Suzy Orman's Diseasemug. by DarrenHelen July 21, 2022
Get the Suzy dick breakermug. Suzie will be the light of your life the moment you meet her. She’ll be your best friend from day one. Suzie is the type of person you could say nothing to but both end up in stitches because she’s so easy to be around. You can everything and nothing in common with her all the same time, she’s a beautiful soul with an even prettier face, wish she knew it though, Suzie is definitely a friend worth keeping!
“Suzie really is a great friend to have”
by Greasycat69 December 9, 2023
Get the Suziemug. by slayer467788843 October 16, 2019
Get the suzie blankmug. How am I supposed to study for this test without suzi?
I never go to Vegas without suzi.
Suzi kept me up all night.
I never go to Vegas without suzi.
Suzi kept me up all night.
by Big Suzi September 14, 2021
Get the Suzimug. A female that holds down a man that is locked up. She sends commissary and letters with pictures intact.
Inmate #1: you got my 3 cigs you owe me
Inmate #2: i'm waiting this letter from my suzy, i'll let you hold down a picture when she sends it.
Inmate #2: i'm waiting this letter from my suzy, i'll let you hold down a picture when she sends it.
by PetyrBerg June 1, 2018
Get the Suzymug. by Mr Buttsponge June 5, 2022
Get the Suziemug.