A term given to middle managers who are able to suddenly appear behind employees who are slacking. They make no sound and are undetectable until it is too late and they have seen you are on Facebook.
Employee1: Did you see Lost last night?
Employee2: Shh, keep that down. The new manager is an office ninja.
Employee1: Haha. He's in a meeting til noon, you're paranoi--
Manager: What are you two doing?
Employee1: Oh crap, where did you come from?
Manager: Back to work, gentlemen.
Employee1: Umm, okay. But that's kind of rude to sneak up on -- hey, where'd he go?
Employee2: Shh, keep that down. The new manager is an office ninja.
Employee1: Haha. He's in a meeting til noon, you're paranoi--
Manager: What are you two doing?
Employee1: Oh crap, where did you come from?
Manager: Back to work, gentlemen.
Employee1: Umm, okay. But that's kind of rude to sneak up on -- hey, where'd he go?
by eleventy May 18, 2009
Get the Office Ninjamug. Consists of lunch leftovers, unclaimed tupperware contents, birthday cake shavings, cupcakes, old donuts, glass jars filled with candy found in office buildings everywhere.
The saavy Office Scrapper can usually be fed throughout the course of the day in minimalistic fashion for free by grazing on these morsels of abandon. Albiet this may come with a strong chance of malnutrition.
Quality of Office Scraps rises exponentially depending on the positive cash flow or income of the company or organization. Civil service offices will provide the least quality and nutrition compared to a newly I.P.O'd company where you might even be able to obtain leftovers from a veggie platter on occasion.
The saavy Office Scrapper can usually be fed throughout the course of the day in minimalistic fashion for free by grazing on these morsels of abandon. Albiet this may come with a strong chance of malnutrition.
Quality of Office Scraps rises exponentially depending on the positive cash flow or income of the company or organization. Civil service offices will provide the least quality and nutrition compared to a newly I.P.O'd company where you might even be able to obtain leftovers from a veggie platter on occasion.
Rita: "I'm stuffed..."
Molly: "Did you go off site for lunch? Somewhere nice?"
Rita: "Nope, I waited for everyone to leave Al's birthday party then I managed a piece of chocolate cake, four sugar snap peas, a half cup of Sprite and a cherry tomato."
Molly: "Ahh... Office Scraps."
Molly: "Did you go off site for lunch? Somewhere nice?"
Rita: "Nope, I waited for everyone to leave Al's birthday party then I managed a piece of chocolate cake, four sugar snap peas, a half cup of Sprite and a cherry tomato."
Molly: "Ahh... Office Scraps."
by Grizzly September 1, 2009
Get the Office Scrapsmug. A person at the office that one shares all the trials and tribulations of the job and outside personal life with--also rumors, gossip, etc.-- on an emotional level. The first one someone runs to when something big happens in thier personal life or at the firm. An emotional relationship, but not a physical, sexual one. Relationship is confined to the workplace--if it goes beyond that, it is more than an office spouse.
It must have been something big, because after the meeting she went straight to Malcom, her office spouse.
by Dr. Foo March 23, 2010
Get the Office Spousemug. by Just Put Italian May 2, 2010
Get the office handsmug. by Herbie Hancock June 30, 2004
Get the office spacemug. by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019
Get the The principals officemug. A free open source alternitive to Microsoft Office, it supports all of Microsoft Offices major file formats.
And mimics all of Offices major features.
Open office is also smaller and mor reliable than Microsoft Office.
And mimics all of Offices major features.
Open office is also smaller and mor reliable than Microsoft Office.
by NewName August 29, 2004
Get the open officemug.