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street spread

juicy celebrity gossip thats spreading like wildfire
have you heard the latest street spread about that Kardashian slut?
by The Realest Deal October 2, 2009
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Peacock Spread

When a women lays down on her back with her legs spread and in the air. With her fingers she holds each of her vaginal flaps and spreads them like a peacock.
by YingForYang October 26, 2018
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hazlenut spread

noun: The name given to the delicious expanse of flesh one sees directly before penetrating, or giving oral pleasure to, a male or female anus from behind.

Hazle= the implied colour of the orifice (or literal, if he/she hasn't washed properly)

Nut(s)= in the case of a male reciever, his scrotum

Spread= the act of spreading, or if one wants to be cheeky, the 'spread' (as in the spread of a banquet) on offer for consumption
Tom: "she was begging for it, so I just spread her right there on the table man...it was a beautiful sight. A HAZLENUT SPREAD."

Dick: "if only it tasted as sweet."
by Phat'n'Gypsy July 7, 2010
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Spread the Wealth

This is what Barack Obama intends to do as President and is the act of taking money (taxes) from the people who earned it and distributing it (as refundable tax credits) to people who did not earn it - the effectively spreading the wealth.

While the idea has a good populist ring, spreading the wealth is the cornerstone of Marxist/Socialist/Communist political thought.
Robin Hood taking from the rich and giving to the poor eg. taxing (taking) and distributing 'tax refunds' (giving) to the poor (not even trying to not suck at life).
Spread the wealth is a Marxist ideal.
by gringoguapisimo February 21, 2009
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BF Spread

The only-happens-in-porn sexual maneuver where a woman gets butt-fucked while laying on her back, yet for some reason spreads her vaj for no apparent reason.
Dude, I BF'ed my broad the other day and she didn't randomly spread her vaj. I guess the BF Spread that we see in porn is not reality-based. Who knew?
by Mataj June 29, 2009
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Glute Spread

Mandatory pose implemented into pro bodybuilding in 2022 where the contestants spread their glutes apart using their hands for the judges. Oftentimes contestants will pull their trunks into thongs, or slightly bend over. Almost almost performed from the rear; however, occasionally from a slight side angle.
Phil Heath takes back the olympia after dominating the rear glute spread, bless Hany Rambod’s palpating fingers.
by biceppeak69 August 14, 2021
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cheek spread

The manual separation of two cheeks hens exposing ones asshole and pussy
I love it when izzy sends me pictures of her cheek spread
by Techno Toad December 18, 2015
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