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barbie handles

the line running from the top of the haunch to the groin which is pronounced in some people just like barbie.
that guy is so ripped! look at his barbie handles!
by wahhoooo November 22, 2010
mugGet the barbie handlesmug.

Poop Handle

An act of trickery that involves fecal matter and a car door handle. The unsuspecting participant will reach to open their door, but to their surprise, find a hand of shitty fingers. Human or animal logs will work. All four doors should be jammed with shit to extend the hilarity. Car door handles that do not have a visible opening work best.
by Big Tasty March 27, 2009
mugGet the Poop Handlemug.

Handle Happy

an expression used when explaing that while the driver is unlocking the car you opened the door at the same time thus not unlockinng the door and the driving having to unlock the car again. this annoying occourence happens while getting too anxious to enter the car
person 1: "ashleeyyyyy..."
person 2: "sorry hehe i got handle happy"
by sydlicious February 27, 2011
mugGet the Handle Happymug.

gipping and handling

Derisive/resentful term which refers to the perceived act of swindling someone out of money through the misuse/abuse of postage-fees as a sneaky way of making excessive profit or otherwise "coming out further ahead" than is fair. Usually accomplished in two "opposite" ways, either by:

(1) a money-hungry mail-order company's charging excessive postage-rates as compared to the company's actual cost to ship merchandise (such as charging s&h merely based on the order's monetary total instead of the actual merchandise-weight, or claiming that the shipping-weight of a few rubber bands or a matchbook-sized pack of film-splicing-tabs has a shipping-weight of one pound, when any blockhead would know that they could just stuff the feather-light items into an ordinary letter-size paper envelope), especially with the bulk-rate/volume-discount postage deals that big corporations typically get from their shipping-services, or
(2) a stingy/disgruntled customer's purposely sending less funds for postage than the company specifies, with the smirky idea that the company will not want to risk offending the customer and causing him to cancel his entire order --- and then probably take his future business elsewhere --- by their whiningly contacting the customer or returning his order to ask for more funds.
The "gipping and handling" strategy can be a highly effective/successful countermeasure to use when ordering from companies that charge exorbitant postage-fees merely in an attempt to make additional "free 'n' clear profit" from unused postage-funds. What you do is draw up a fairly "large" order --- i.e., one that involves maybe fifty bucks or more (either by ordering one or more expensive items or a bulk-purchase of cheaper items, so that it totals a sizable amount), and thus will be sufficiently "tempting" to the company to make them reluctant to risk "losing" the order by upsetting you in any way. Then you just "accidentally on-purpose" neglect to use the company's "official" printed order-form that came with their catalogue --- you instead just use ordinary lined paper of your own to write out the order, and so your order-sheet no longer contains the company's shipping-rates chart, allowing you to simply write in your **own postage amount** after the subtotal! Oh, sure --- the company is probably gonna include a "debit memo" notation at the bottom of your invoice when they ship your order, but that's of no concern of yours at that point, since --- ha ha ha! --- you already have your merchandise, and so you can simply ignore their blubbery request! Awwww.... you greedy fat-cat CEOs didn't get your extra profits from **me**, the way you do from all of your other "sucker" customers --- too bad, so sad!!
by QuacksO November 22, 2017
mugGet the gipping and handlingmug.

the pan handle

it's when a guy hovers over a girl while the girl tosses his salad (aka eats his butt hole) and simultaneously reaches around him and gives him a hand job.
by The One and Only Tiny Tim February 4, 2010
mugGet the the pan handlemug.

smother handle

A ponytail on a man. Ostensibly to give his attacker a better purchase with which to cram his face into a soft, suffocating surface.

A mullet is occasionally worn in a smother handle style.
I saw this idiot at the grocery store today with Zubaz pants and a smother handle. Do these people not have mirrors? Do they not see themselves being laughed at on America's Funniest Videos every week?
by entropymaam June 17, 2006
mugGet the smother handlemug.

Shootin' handles

The act of imbibing copious amounts of hard liquor straight from the bottle, in the "double-fisted," style.
"Hey, Jack! Let's go to the club and shoot some handles."
"You got handle shootin' money?"
"I'll pay. Nothing more valuable than two bros shootin' handles."
by Handleshooter321 February 18, 2018
mugGet the Shootin' handlesmug.

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