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Necrophilia 

"Crane is an addiction to necrophilia."

neurophiliac 

A person who is singularly attracted to people with neurodiversity
“What happened to that girl you were dating?”

“She was a neurophiliac, my mental stability was a turn off
neurophiliac by HonourableRogue December 13, 2021

Nicrophiliac 

A person who is sexually attracted to women named Nicole
"When I met Nicole I immediately became a Nicrophiliac"
Nicrophiliac by Sarah1976 September 23, 2023

Reverse Necrophilia 

(noun, concept)
Necrophilia, by itself, is known by all as the act of having secks with a dead person. This is a documented phenomenon and one good example would be Jeffrey Dahmer.

REVERSE NECROPHILIA is the same sort of event, but instead of being initiated by the living human, it is initiated by an animated dead person, or UNDEAD creature.

Reverse Necrophilia is the act of an UNDEAD creature getting it on with a LIVING human - with or without consent (as in the legends of the Succubus/Incubus).
Chris: you're not gonna believe what happened last night at the graveyard.

Alice: no way? Did you manage to contact any spirits?

Chris: lol oh it went way beyond that. I was calling on the spirit of a woman who died recently and next thing I know, she comes bursting out of the ground!

Alice: what?! did she say anything?

Chris: lol yes she crawled out, turned to me and smiled a wicked smile, and said "you! I'm coming tf GET you!" And she jumped and tackled me to the ground!

Alice: omfg! What'd you do?

Chris: let's just say I am now a member of the necrophilia club lol

Alice: what eww lmao

Chris: lol yeah it was reverse necrophilia though, like I didn't ask for this

Alice: lmao ewwww

*Window shatters and a female corpse lands on the ground next to Chris*

Corpse Girl: I'm coming tf GET YOU boy! C'mere!!

Chris: not again!

Alive: lmfao

Floral necrophilia 

Jimmy: Hey, Uncle Tom, you’ll never guess what I got up to this weekend.

Uncle Tom: Well why Jimmy, I hope it wasn’t floral necrophilia again!
Jimmy: Fuck. Literally