Little Miss Slut Muffin

A chubby slut with a sweet personal to lure attractive men to eat her muffin. Beware. Slut muffins contain highly addicted sex for men to fall in love.

Little Miss Slut Muffin is waiting for her daily facial from the Milkman.

by Dova Odara December 2, 2014

sexy muffin

a muffiny person that is oh so sexy and yummy

i took a bath in the shower with a sexy muffin and we had a hot steamy romance

by sammi September 26, 2003

sex muffin

|seksˈməfən|
n.: a title given to a humorous, intelligent, and interesting acquaintance with whom all matters can be discussed without fear of judgement and with certain encouragement, and who will also engage in sexual intercourse if prospects of getting anyone else are found to be too dim. Abbr.: S.M.

"Daniel and I agreed that if neither of us is married by age forty, he'll be my sex muffin."
"My name is Sophie Plesniak, S.M."

by S.M.x2 January 9, 2010

stud muffin

A guy or girl who is beautiful and sexy to the opposite sex. A stud muffin is usually extremely cute and cuddly, and is a lover not a fighter.

check him out! cole is such a stud muffin! i mean, he's SO smooth!

by why does everyone have my name? December 16, 2007

scrub muffin

Gaming Term: meaning a player who is complete trash, and is not even close to good and never will be.

"That guy is a complete Scrub muffin. He should uninstall."
"Look at these Scrub Muffinz, they are so bad they should just quit life."

by Tennesee 'Church' Fafard August 18, 2013

sunshine muffin

The first thing in the morning is you get your pussy licked.

Hey, Teresa, my boyfriend gave me the best pussy licking first thing in the morning...Ohhh, Karen, I love a good sunshine muffin at the crack of dawn.

by The Tuffin Muffin April 7, 2017

slut muffin

A whore who, for some odd reason, you still have an attachment for.

You little slut muffin, you know i still love you!

by Burnboy8604 September 2, 2005