Moot Yak

A hairy moot or vag, unkempt or not well maintained.

Geez, i picked up on that two week camping trip and went the growl on Shazza in the tent, she had the full Moot Yak going. Hard lesson!

by Gavatron001 October 23, 2022

moot

short of mutual, moot simply means someone that you've followed on social media that also follows you! usually, moot or mutual is used in a positive, almost friend-like manner.

A: One of my moots deactivated their account today
B: Oh no!! That's too bad.
A: Yeah - we were good moots, too...

by deadimino June 27, 2025

Moot

The human embodiment of mucus. A ‘Moot’ is a rather unpleasant species of homosapien, Who only eats Doritos and peanuts ever so irritatingly quiet. A ‘Moot’ could also be considered a rather mercurial person who harbours an unethical amount of Upstream swimming Fish in a Tupperware container.

What’s he doing with all that salmon in his garden ?! He’s such a ‘MOOT’!

by Letmeseethemtitsfart November 2, 2020

Moot Like Foot

Meet Like Feet

Person 1: "Moot Like Foot"
Person 2: "Meet Like Feet"

by Bryce Wagner October 19, 2022

moot rat

When james searches for moot.

"Hi im james the moot rat."
"Close ya moot ya dog"

by Moot rat February 11, 2024

goat moot

When a customer of yours is cranky, nasty, mean, crab apple, jelly bean. When you don't want to be mean but want to say something that your coworkers will understand and not offend the customer.

Excuse me, we have GOAT MOOT over here on checkstand 5. Need assistance and vodka, stat. SOS.

by SmarterChild15 April 8, 2015

Moots

A group of self centred cunts that talk shit about eachother 24/7 and have no real friends.

The main Moots: we are so cool and fun and we are better than everyone else.

Everyone else: we hate the main moots they are the ugliest hoes I have ever seen in my life i would literally pay to get rid of them

by daddypig12839203 December 21, 2022