Sean: Dude, is all this shit yours?
John: No man, it's Cadens'. God, that guy is such a fucking locker mooch.
John: No man, it's Cadens'. God, that guy is such a fucking locker mooch.
by 1_2_3_NYOOM May 6, 2014
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by Lokithedestroyer October 19, 2019
Get the Mooch mug.Someone who will stick around or stop by just to steal your drink (usually water) and then quickly leave. Only to come back a few minutes after leaving you just for another until your drink is completely gone.
Friend 1: Hey mind if I drink some of your water before I go?
Friend 2: Sure
*5 minutes later*
Friend 1: Hey let me have some more of that water!
*drinks and then leaves*
Friend 3: Dude, she's such a water mooch!
Friend 2: Sure
*5 minutes later*
Friend 1: Hey let me have some more of that water!
*drinks and then leaves*
Friend 3: Dude, she's such a water mooch!
by Ichirukio September 20, 2010
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-sold or lose business
-get/got divorced
- missed the birth of his child/kids birthday
-Get fired within a fortnight.
-sold or lose business
-get/got divorced
- missed the birth of his child/kids birthday
-Get fired within a fortnight.
by SapientChaos July 31, 2017
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by Mooch man May 18, 2019
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