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Locker Mooch

The person in your group of friends who uses other peoples' lockers constantly and never their own.
Sean: Dude, is all this shit yours?
John: No man, it's Cadens'. God, that guy is such a fucking locker mooch.
by 1_2_3_NYOOM May 6, 2014
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Mooch

The word is a verb used to replace words such as look and explore.
James: Hey, do you fancy going to that rave.
Brandon: Ye, I don’t mind going for a mooch.
by Bangoraye March 27, 2020
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Mooch

I barely avoided that mooch of wooks bumming smokes and trying to scavenge tickets outside the festival.
by Lokithedestroyer October 19, 2019
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Water Mooch

Someone who will stick around or stop by just to steal your drink (usually water) and then quickly leave. Only to come back a few minutes after leaving you just for another until your drink is completely gone.
Friend 1: Hey mind if I drink some of your water before I go?
Friend 2: Sure
*5 minutes later*
Friend 1: Hey let me have some more of that water!

*drinks and then leaves*

Friend 3: Dude, she's such a water mooch!
by Ichirukio September 20, 2010
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Mooched

To be screwed, or in one week have one pr more of the following:

-sold or lose business
-get/got divorced

- missed the birth of his child/kids birthday
-Get fired within a fortnight.
Dude is in a tough spot, he got mooched.
by SapientChaos July 31, 2017
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Mooch

Mooch: also known as a vape or a vaporizer that one can satisfy their craving for nicotine
I was just walking down the road ripping a fucking mooch and a guy asked me for one so I sat on his face.
by Mooch man May 18, 2019
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Mooched

Being hired and getting fired within 10 days.
I thought this job was going to be awesome , but then I got mooched before I was even eligible for health care.
by southernsound July 31, 2017
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