Easter Monday

A jewish holiday in which jewish people go to Walmart or any other store that sells candy and buys the discounted easter candy

Did you see the Jews at Walmart buying the left over easter candy on Easter Monday?

by BigBoy69 April 6, 2015

Monday Mudslide

The diarrhea which usually follows a weekend of drinking and poor eating. Often not painful, but rather extremely relieving and requiring of multiple flushes to fully dispose of.

Boss: "Late to work on a Monday again Phil?"
Me: "Sorry but I had a Monday mudslide and my girlfriend threatened to break up with me if didn't clean the bowl afterward."

Culver's drive thru girl: "Hi welcome to Culver's, would you like to try our flavor of the day Monday Mudslide?"
Me: "I already had one this morning so no thanks but I'll take a hot fudge sundae"

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J July 18, 2011

Monday Mode

The mindset of a middle-schooler (or anyone, really) on a Monday (A.K.A. dead inside) Usually is apparent when someone says something stupid on a Monday.

"Sorry, I'm in Monday Mode."

by nagoL52105 January 7, 2019

Monday After

The Monday that you go to school after doing somthing embarrassing or stupid over the weekend.

Her head was hung down in shame the Monday after.

by bvcheerchick1 April 2, 2011

margarita monday

The tradition of having a party every monday night in preparation of preparing for Tipsy Tuesday and a common cure for Office Space's "case of the mondays."

Margarita Mondays, The best way to forget Monday ever happened.

by hydrosan March 30, 2010

Bloody Monday

noun; The timing of any sexual act with a woman who is menstruating.

Her: We cant have sex, I'm on my period.
Him: Sweet! I love Bloody Mondays
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Her: If you wanna fuck me without protection, it needs to be on a Bloody Monday.

by Benjamin Gunsmith August 31, 2018

Mush Monday

First day of the work week after excessive partying, resulting in a clouded or confused physiological state of mush brain. Typically there are increased instances of absenteeism or little to no productivity on a Mush Monday

Chris grab me another beer!!! I have already called in sick for work tomorrow. There is really no sense in going. After 48 hours of drinking it would just be another Mush Monday.

by somechic July 27, 2009