moist margaret

When a female wets her finger(s) with her vagina and inserts finger(s) into the ear of an unsuspecting person.

Similar to the Wet Willy.
Tyler: "OMG Wendy just gave me a moist Margaret."
Tom: "Don't you mean Wet Willy?"
Wendy: "I wet my fingers with my vagina juices and stuck it in his ear. HAHAHA"
by weenerbreth October 23, 2013
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Moist Clarity

This is the elevated version of post-nut clarity. The concept entails being hydrated, caffinated, and freshly masturbated before doing anything important.
"I got a date tonight, I should have that moist clarity ya know?"
by BlackRoseThorns April 24, 2023
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moist cunt

1. a wet female genitalia.
2. A totally radical sexmove.

3. An inside joke that most will lose interest in.
1. Dude i got some of that moist cunt yesterday
2. Dude i totally rocked last night, i gave her the moist cunt
3. Oh you moist cunt
by BulletProofToast June 05, 2017
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Toist the Moist

When you're tired of saying drink water, so you make it intresting by saying Toist the Moist. Saying drink water is old over used and plain out boring but Toist the moist is New, fun, and intresting.
I need to go Toist the Moist
by Phillip Fox November 11, 2021
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Moist Dolphin

When your mate comes over for a casual drink and ends up balls deep in a sexual tryst with a mutual friend, resulting in vaginal squirtation all over the linen and walls.
"Why is the air so humid in here?"
"Molly Moist Dolphin'ed"
by SMAHNZ September 06, 2016
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twilight moist

vaginal wetness that results from watching a twilight movie or reading a twilight book
my girlfriend blushes allot when she watches those damn twilight movies, those damn vampires get her twilight moist
by spoons12345 August 09, 2010
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Moist Fillet

Her moist fillet looks like roast beef dude, she's had way too much sex.
by collymclolly May 22, 2022
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