Rumana Mohammed

Under 5 foot unless she’s had baked beans in morning. She often smells like feet and cheese mixed in with her husbands odor of fish. If you don’t wanna get cut out of her life, don’t show her this. On the bright side, she bought her man a PS5 and her brothers a Nintendo switch but we suspect the funds came out of her gambling addiction.

This is PC Clark calling Headquarters. We have a Rumana Mohammed on the loose. I repeat, she’s broken out of her cell.

by BigBattyGyalsShoutMe November 23, 2021

Mohammed yusuf

A man with many titles:
king of the pirates
Abdi
moski
mochael jordan yusuf
numpty
dark chocolate
top g
leng ahhhh mf

and many more

"omds, have you seen king of the pirates latest post"
"nah, lemme check rn"
"broooo he soooooo leng"
"MUMS LIFEEEEEE"
"he j so mohammed yusuf"

by bigmosbiggestfan May 24, 2023

mohammed ali

Sexy Libyan beast Gets to much ass🍑. The dripeist nigga out there and that’s a fact. Chilliest and funniest too. Doesn’t fuck with love cause it’s BS. But will still fuck ur mom and ur grandma.

mohammed ali is a beast

by Sexy Libyan October 21, 2019

Marwan Mohamed

Marwan Mohamed Is A Name For A Strong And Funny Person Thats The "Marwan" Part. The Mohamed Part Is An Islamic Name For The "Prophet Muhammad" And A Strong Name In Islamic. Marwan Mohamed Is A Very Good Name For For A Islamic Person, By: Marwan / Toxic Tech.

Marwan Mohamed Is A Name For A Muslim Person

by Marwan Mohamed 2004 May 4, 2018

Dropping a mohammed

Taking a shit, making poopy, taking a dump, crapping, defecating

He ate some bad couscous and has spent all morning dropping a mohammed.

by freddy bob October 1, 2012

mr mohamed

He’s an intelligent man that loves tea! He sips tea in an unpleasant way.he makes a weird sound that annoys the hell out of all his students. He is very caring but could be an asshole. Rocky the dog chased him and he was so scared! He is highly afraid of dogs! His favorite student is zeina (fakhr el house). His wife samar is the most controlling person in the world and always likes eating seafood.

Zeina:Mr Mohamed is my Arabic teacher
Leila: Mr Mohamed is mine too!

by Fakhrelhouse2 February 24, 2020

Mohammed zeyad

A handsome man is a man with a face that could be chiseled on a statue representing Timeless Handsome Man Across All Handsomeness of All-Time Handsomeness. This is a judgment of balance and proportion.

Mohammed zeyad is The best accessory for a woman, handsome man!

by Minions1231 March 2, 2019