Minion

Evil yellow demons from the pits of hell. They have taken over he world. They are everywhere, from toy stores to video game arcades to my trash can. They have ruined the powerful meaning of the word ‘minion’. There also weird minion fetishes on Deviantart and cringeworthy Minion memes by middle-aged suburban soccer moms on Facebook. Minions may never be wiped off the face of this planet.

Toys R Us: 50% off Minion Plushies!
5 year old kid: Mummy, I want to be a minion for Halloween!
40 year old suburban soccer mom: LOL this is so you, Karen!
Me: Good lord.

by TheNorwegianOverlord February 20, 2018

Minion meme

some random normie on facebook shit that your grandparents,aunts & mom find hilarious

person1;Why is your mom laughing?

person2:My mom just saw a minion meme today

person1:Oh,right my grandma thinks these are hilarious when in reality its just plain dumb

by Ahumi November 15, 2021

Trump Minions

A Trump Minion is nothing more than a yes person, a shameless, poorly educated servant to Donald J Trump.

Who are those people behind that fence wearing red hats and shamelessly draped in the American flag, oh you mean the Trump Minions

by Former_Covid_Carrier October 27, 2021

you minion

what Niko wilhelm is

Niko bruh you minion

by Yungsam July 29, 2021

you minion

Niko is minion

Niko you minion bruhh

by Yungsam July 29, 2021

Flag Minion

The act of painting your foreskin yellow, tying a flag around it so as you walk the flag bounces with every step like a minion from Despicable Me jumping.

Ayo, that tranny Nelson doing a flag minion with Richie from the top of the apartment building.

by Budussy3 August 2, 2021

Minion

An agreeable loyalist friend who has no idea what he's talking about defending a buddy of his, no matter how bad or wrong the guy is or isn't

Great, His little minion is lying for his friend, how annoying.

by Mark Succ August 21, 2021